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    Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    ...they're not going to skip that trip to the shore.


    That's "DOWN the shore," jackass! Sheesh.

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    Image of Shorty Shorty
    02/18/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: Sadly, I was about to point that out. +1
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    Mike Singletary suggested the BlueClaws go with "Kids Eat Free...With A P" but team officials were concerned the promotion would attract more pedophiles than usual.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    Crabs form the Jersey Shore, a rite of Summer, or whatever her name was.
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    Image of Wild_Horse_of_the_Osage Wild_Horse_of_the_Osage
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    My wife and I drove to the Jersey Shore for a wedding a couple of years ago and this is what I remember about the drive from Philly to Stone Harbor: corn and porn.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    02/18/09

    @Wild_Horse_of_the_Osage: You must have driven on 322, aka The Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Strip clubs and blueberry farms as far as the eye can see.
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    I can't read the word in extra extra fine print after "Free". Any help?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    02/18/09

    @blastitbiggs: ...squinting

    I believe it says:

    "...range domestic fauna, including but not limited to deep fried, well seasoned: felis catus, canis lupus and periplaneta americana."


    Huh.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    Lakewood is also going to have a section separated by gender in an effort to lure all the Orthos living in town.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    ...so it's not like we've got a big auto plant closing and everyone is losing their job," Brown said, before pointing in the general direction of Michigan and saying "HA HA."
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    In a potentially problematic effort to save money they used hot dogs from last year.
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    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    As a tourist, I can honestly say I wouldn't visit the Jersey shore...
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    You'd think pop would get better seats for Wadey Boggs, Jr.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    They're still trying to make up revenue for that disastrous "kids tan free" promotion that nearly bankrupted them last year.
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    Image of tater tater
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    Well the 4th inning is the beer inning.
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    02/18/09

    @tater: Hey, we all know how to play softball.
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    Lakewood plans on more than recouping their potential losses with a small "popped collar tax".
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    I guess the BlueClaws weren't aware that this kid's family vacations in Lakewood when they came up with this promotion.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/18/09

    In reply to Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
    Shouldn't "free ballpark food for kids" Monday be sponsored by the company that sends Wilford Brimley his diabeetus medicine?
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