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    Journeyman Wide Receivers Make You Question Your Mortality
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    07/14/09

    In reply to Journeyman Wide Receivers Make You Question Your Mortality
    ironically, the Mechanics are actually working as auto mechanics nowadays
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Journeyman Wide Receivers Make You Question Your Mortality
    Journeyman Wide Receivers Make You Question Your Mortality



    Mario Reyes didn't like the answer.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/14/09

    In reply to Journeyman Wide Receivers Make You Question Your Mortality
    Say it loud,

    Say it clear



    If you're talking to Lance Allred, say it really loud and really clear.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Journeyman Wide Receivers Make You Question Your Mortality
    He had a productive 12-year NFL career. I do this.



    The post was supposed to attach a video of Dash juggling hamsters while riding a unicycle, but he couldn't get it to load.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/14/09

    In reply to Journeyman Wide Receivers Make You Question Your Mortality
    and that was ... geebus ... 14 years ago? How old am I?



    Let's see. Carry the two, divide by pi, take the cosecant...



    I'm getting 6.02 x 10^23 years. I never was very good at math.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/14/09

    @Steve U: So apparently writing for a porn site makes you age in Avagardro's number, more commonly called the Theory of Porn relativity.
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    07/14/09

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    Dash, I think you'll be pleased to know that Derrick proudly masturbated to Fleshbot as a daily tribute to you.
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