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    Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Too bad, if he chose UT he could have grown up to be a murderer (Leonard Little), a drug dealer (Jamal Lewis), having paralyzed someone (Albert Haynesworth), inbred (Peyton Manning) or a shitty football player (everyone else.)
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Like any good father, no one wants to see a boy choose the Cocks.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/10/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak:


    +1

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Lane proposed to his wife by telling her if she didn't marry him she'd end up doing porn with midgets and amputees.
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    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    People still pump gas? Might as well tell him he'll grow up to be a cobbler.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    03/10/09

    @Matt Sussman:


    You obviously never had the pleasure of driving through the Garden State.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    he would end up pumping gas for the rest of his life


    I see he is taking a page out my dad's playbook.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Kiffin's comments in this situation pale in comparison to when he told a potential recruit that if he chose the Golden Bears, he would end up pumping ass for the rest of his life.
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    03/10/09

    @Weed Against Speed: damn you sir. That was brilliant.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Lane usually opens a home visit with the line, "Nice place. Hate to see something happen to it."
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Looks like someone has watched "When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong" one too many times. WU TANG!
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    03/10/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: /barking
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    Image of tater tater
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    I'd still say it's a push on the Al Davis - Kiffin relationship.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Lane Kiffin is an idiot. Clearly he doesn't know that pumping gas is considered a white collar job in South Carolina.
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