Myself, I tend to doubt that Maroney is gay, as he's made it clear that he enjoys a good construda as much as the next guy (actually, I don't have any idea what that means). But, to present an alternate viewpoint, MTO commenter "richchick" breaks the picture down for us.

YUCK!!!..HE ACT LIKE HE DROPPED SOME RIBS ON THIS GUY NECK!!...AND THE GUY LOOKING LIKE HE'S ENJOYING IT LOOKS NASTY W/THOSE JAGGED BUTTER TEETH!!HOPEFULLY HIS FOOTBALL BUDDIES WILL SEE THIS AND TACKLE SOME SENSE INTO HIM!

I don't think there's anything I can add to that.

Koolaid Maroney Wants U To Wash U Ass [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Another Reason To Have Him On Your Fantasy Team [Deadspin]
SHOCKER!!! NFL STAR RUNNING BACK PHOTO'D KISSING A MAN!! [MediaTakeOut]

The man here is Patriots running back Lawrence Maroney, and Kissing Suzy Kolber has discovered that his Facebook page is not to be underestimated.

The best part: His favorite "quotes."

-"wash u ass"
-"bout time we got some construda in dis mothafucka"
-"u begul shitting"
-"Your ass backwards if you chase hoes, chase the cheese they come with the shit."

Wait, "chase the cheese?" Where have we seen that before?

Koolaid Maroney Wants U To Wash U Ass [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

(UPDATE: We stand corrected: It's the Kool-Aid guy.(

To that end, it's crazy running back Tuesday! We present alleged photos of former UCLA Bruin and now Jacksonville Jaguars running back Maurice Drew, who apparently forgot to bring his pads, shirt and pants to a campus party. The sunglasses are a nice touch.

Even more amusing, in a picture after the jump, is new New England Patriot running back Laurence "Koolaid" Maroney, formerly of the University of Minnesota. We actually really like Maroney, whom we saw run over our Illini a few times. Looks like he'd be fun to party with too, though these pictures are assuring us that we really do need some new shades.