I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
Interestingly, after being taunted by David Niven from just off-stage, Fred Astaire once stepped away from a Viennese waltz to shoot two free throws into a peach basket.
Hey, if you're gonna keep changing your go-to girl, you might as well go back to Eve, who, having taken one too many ribbings from Adam, beat the prime dude in a game of one-on-one by faking him out of his fig leaf on a crossover dribble at the Madison Square Garden of Eden.*
*This story is apocryphal, having been found in the Nag Nag Nag Hammadi.
Look, I believe women should be treated as equal, but the fact is women cannot play in the NBA. It has nothing to do with sexism, it has to do with not being able to physically compete with some of the top male athletes in the world. Even the shittiest of NBA players would be able to physically man-handle the top women players.
Please, feminists. It won't happen. It can't happen. Focus your efforts elsewhere.
/realizes this is directed toward one of the most hard-headed groups in the world
@BruschisBrewsky: I think we should actually listen to Bill Simmons for once. Bring the hoops down to 9.5 or 9 feet in the WNBA and make that game exciting. Otherwise, it's all two-handed set shots and Amazonian "dunking" once every fortnight.
Wait a minute...6? Why that's the number of points on the Star of David, the number of foods on a Seder plate, and the number of orders of the Mishnah! LBJ is converting! What a mitzvah this is. #lebronjames
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Hey, if you're gonna keep changing your go-to girl, you might as well go back to Eve, who, having taken one too many ribbings from Adam, beat the prime dude in a game of one-on-one by faking him out of his fig leaf on a crossover dribble at the Madison Square Garden of Eden.*
*This story is apocryphal, having been found in the Nag Nag Nag Hammadi.
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Please, feminists. It won't happen. It can't happen. Focus your efforts elsewhere.
/realizes this is directed toward one of the most hard-headed groups in the world
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/Loved her in Juwanna Mann
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Yes, you are a very good basketball player LeBron, nobody refutes this, but you still need to win a title to back up claims like these. #lebronjames
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