Megan Sainsbury, a 31-year-old PE teacher at Prospect High in Saratoga, was arrested in Santa Clara County on several misdemeanor counts of child annoyance, for allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old student. Plus, Sainsbury is a college field hockey coach. And I thought that sport was totally straight.

Sainsbury is an assistant coach with the University of California field hockey team. She also played at Cal, setting school records for assists (34) and points (90). She graduated in 1999. From the San Jose Mercury:

The misconduct alleged in the documents occurred from October 2007 to January 2009. According to court records, Sainsbury and the student kissed and touched, but there is no evidence they had sex. They allegedly exchanged text messages of a romantic nature. Sainsbury bought the teen gifts, including a cell phone, to entice the girl to continue their relationship, a Santa Clara County sheriff's report contended.

Sainsbury is the third South Bay PE teacher to be arrested for inappropriate relationships with female students in the past two weeks. The other two are facing felonies. What the heck is going on? Well, here's one opinion:

You probably noticed that several teachers have been arrested on these types of charges lately,'' said Santa Clara County Supervising Deputy District Attorney Mike Fletcher, head of the sexual assault team. "But teachers are no more likely than doctors, lawyers or newspaper reporters to commit these crimes. Sex crimes affect a wide cross-section of demographics. I think it's just a fluke.'' That said, Fletcher added that he believes the use of technology, such as texting in particular, can intensify a relationship between a coach and student.

And suddenly, the days when female teachers went after boys seem so quaint and old fashioned.

Prospect High Teacher Charged With Inappropriate Relationship With Student [San Jose Mercury]

Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin.

During last night's 60 Minutes interview Steve Kroft threw out enough softballs to Barack Obama to make them both lesbians. I don't have a problem with this. Dude's life is about to get miserable, so ask him about daughters and dogs. Just don't ask him about college football. Apparently this is some sort of political transgression that causes massive hyperbole in otherwise reasonable people.

But what's the point of being the most powerful man in the world if you can't do something completely self-indulgent? Isn't this the primary reason why any sane person would want to be president? When I'm in charge, all traffic lights in America start blinking at 11 pm. That's Day 1. So Obama is going to throw his weight around to get a college football playoff. Excellent. But if Mr, President-elect is going to toss around that 185 pounds to fix things, then throw it all around and fix everything. Make college football more like soccer. No, that's not a joke.

First, make it a single table. All 120 teams. Play everyone once. Okay, that would be stupid, and two-plus years to navigate one season isn't very practical. But each of the major conferences should be 12 teams in one division. This isn't that big of a deal. The Pac 10, Big 10, and Big East are already like this. It's the 12-team conferences that are screwy with their split divisions and unbalanced schedules. Unsplit and balance them. Twelve teams. One division, play everyone once. No non-conference games. Really. Akron, Marshall, Fresno State, Cal Poly; Florida Atlantic, UTEP, Rice, Arkansas; Appalachian State, Troy, North Texas, Tulane. Those are the non-conference games of Wisconsin, Texas, and LSU respectively. Entering the season, maybe one of those games was decent on paper if Arkansas didn't suck so badly. For every OSU v. USC there are 10 shitty games that serve only to separate alumni from their money. Get rid of them.

Second: Ties, ties, ties. As it is now, college football overtime is essentially a random outcome generator. It's exciting, but it has almost nothing to do with the game of football. Plus, whoever decided that a tie wasn't a perfectly acceptable result? One of the greatest games ever played ended in a tie. And Nebraska might have cost themselves a National Championship by not taking the tie. Sure, you play to win the game, but sometimes you don't. It's not like kissing your sister. That's incest and that's fucking gross. Ties are more like winning $1 on a scratch-off ticket, but losing three hours of your life in the process.

Third, and most importantly, introduce relegation into American sports. Word is, Mr. President-elect, that you're a West Ham fan. So I'm guessing you're familiar with the concept of relegation, if not you will be soon. West Ham is so screwed right now that the FA wouldn't even let them be nice to cancer patients. And that's the least of their problems.

Anyway, for the non-soccer fans, relegation is the mechanism by which bad teams get dropped to a lower league. In baseball, it would be like taking the Royals and punishing them for being so inept by making them a AAA club. There is already a de facto hierarchy in college football. Just by distinguishing between BCS and non-BCS conferences, the college presidents have created haves and have-lesses. So just make it formal. Pair up each of the BCS conferences with a partner non-BCS conference: the Big 10 and the MAC; the Big-12 and CUSA, the Pac-10 and the WAC, etc. At the end of each season, the worst team in the "BCS" conference get relegated down to it's non-BCS partner, where the best team in the latter gets promoted to the former. Soccer fans already know that the fight at the bottom of the table is every bit as awesome as the one at the top. For the first time since the inception of the Big 12, Baylor can now play meaningful football in November.

Finally, allot teams to the playoff based on the strength of the conference. The top leagues in England, Spain, Italy, they qualify four teams into the Champions League. Latvia sends one. Why? Because it's Latvia. The best Latvian team would struggle to be competitive in the EPL, Serie A, or La Liga. Similarly, Cincinnati, as the clubhouse leader in the Big East, they wouldn't finish better than 5th in the Big 12th South this season. In fact, the Big East should probably be dissolved as a football conference, and those teams redistributed. It actually makes this whole thing easier. That leaves you with five major conferences (Big 12, Big 10, Pac 10, ACC, SEC) with 12 teams, and five partner conferences (CUSA, MWC, MAC, WAC, Sun Belt) with 12 teams. That's 120. And that's the current number of FBS teams. Elegance is more important than the Big East.

Sure, there are issues to be worked out—how do you rank the conferences if there are no inter-conference games, how do you shoehorn a 6-win Notre Dame team into the playoff, how do you make up the loss of revenue from the 12th game, etc.—but that's what smart people are for.

The new tour is called foreUS, and it will have nothing to do with foreskin. I'm sure that former CBS golf analyst Ben Wright would tell you that such a tour already exists and that it's called the "LPGA." But he would be wrong about that, and then he would be fired all over again.

The foreUS Women's Golf Tour has been established as THE Women's Golf Tour for Lesbians. We are a national organization established to promote the acceptance and increase the influence of the lesbian golfer through dignity and respect while providing a national golf tour opportunity for our members. Our primary outreach is to the lesbian golfer, but with no qualifying limitations on our membership - we do not discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation.

ForeUS Women's Golf Tour [foreUS]
Lesbian Golf Tour Launched [OutSports]
Living with a lie [SI.com]