Rivera has been spitting on baseballs for 15 years? Thank God we just started televising Yankees games so we can finally catch him in the act.
BTW, that spit halo looks suspiciously like the manufacturer's logo on Scioscia's shirt. But I don't want to get in the way of a good conspiracy theory. #marianorivera
Oh, this is ridiculous. Everyone knows he gets that unpredictable movement on his pitch from the pockmarks that a pervasive case of edwardjamesolmosis has left on his fingers. #marianorivera
10/23/09
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"He was safe, man. But you just wouldn't understand! You weren't there!" #watercoolerfodder
10/23/09
Have they tried double wrapping it and thinking about baseball? #watercoolerfodder
10/23/09
Aww, so cute. There's a better chance that the South rises again than they beat LSU. #watercoolerfodder
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BTW, that spit halo looks suspiciously like the manufacturer's logo on Scioscia's shirt. But I don't want to get in the way of a good conspiracy theory. #marianorivera
10/20/09
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10/20/09
Um, if I could throw something that has both "unpredictable" and "precise" movement, I'd stick with what works.
Also? I'd be able to fly and shit diamonds. #marianorivera
10/20/09
Note to self: The proposed name for your broken neck fetish porn site is already in use. #marianorivera
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Nah. Too long. #marianorivera
10/20/09
/ducks #marianorivera
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