Lying to protect yourself by throwing a 19-year-old under the bus should be a fireable offense. It should also give parsley sagehenbait the right to beat your fat stupid head with a claw hammer.
@parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme: He should be fired just for that entire sequence--if anyone should be fired for one play, it's him. But yes, the lying does entitle you to do the second part of your comment, and I'd probably join in as well.
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+1.
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*complete with "draft-card burning action!"
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Will a bottle nipple fit over the top of this can?
Sincerely,
Norman, Oklahoma
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This is awesome. I have a huge tanlines fetish.
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Ladies: "Ok, that's decent I guess. Not sure if I'd be that excited about it."
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Pop-up books.
Clean white sheets.
Spouses with a majority of their teeth.
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