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    07/15/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT? (UPDATED)
    If only there were some sort of "Special" Olympics that could settle the dispute between these camps.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT? (UPDATED)
    My run at the White Olympics title was derailed by my poor showing in the chardonnay chug.
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    07/15/09

    @starksgotejected:

    Extend the Pinky kid. It's all about fundamentals.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT? (UPDATED)
    Obviously youtube needs some comment ni--as
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    07/15/09

    @HockeyMountain: people that annoy you?
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT? (UPDATED)
    When people e-mailed me on Friday asking what I thought of Bennett's "Black Olympics,"



    From: Jason_Whitlock@gmail.com

    To: JasonWhitlock@yahoo.com

    CC: ballstate0@aol.com, Jwhitlock@hotmail.com, JayWhitlock@aol.com



    Hey Jay! Love your work! You really tell it like it is! What are your half-baked, ill conceived thoughts on Martellus Bennett's Black Olympics? We are dying to know!
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT? (UPDATED)
    Thats great, I've got a few events in mind. the 40 OZ. Chug a lug - Crack pipe relay - Run to the mailbox for the government check, Most kids by different fathers, etc, etc. LOL



    Does it make me a bad person that I wish people like this were on the LIRR with Colin Ferguson?
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    07/10/09

    In reply to Your Awkward And Vaguely Racist Video of the Day: Black Olympics
    social satire in the tradition of . . . Jonathan Swift



    Round 4: Babies?
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    07/10/09

    In reply to Your Awkward And Vaguely Racist Video of the Day: Black Olympics
    Fuzzy Zoeller wonders if the winners wear a wreath of collard greens or whatever the hell they eat.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to Your Awkward And Vaguely Racist Video of the Day: Black Olympics
    "Black Olympics Leave Bad Taste"
    That black dude in prison also said it would not leave a bad taste and boy was he wrong but I was not in a position to argue.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to Your Awkward And Vaguely Racist Video of the Day: Black Olympics
    Carlos Mencia just began production on a"Mexican Olympics" skit for Mind of Mencia . Events will include 100-yard border dash, speed green card forging, and a burrito eating contest.
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    07/10/09

    @What Would Tim Tebow Do?: Mencia gets the gold for "Pretending You're Mexican"
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    07/10/09

    In reply to Your Awkward And Vaguely Racist Video of the Day: Black Olympics
    In response, Carson Palmer held the white Olympics, in which he and Jordan played ultimate frisbee and opened a Roth IRA.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to Your Awkward And Vaguely Racist Video of the Day: Black Olympics
    Monty Python had an Olympics skit and one of the events was the 200 meters freestyle for non-swimmers. I think it ended with them fishing the bodies out of the water. Is the Black Olympics similar?
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    07/10/09

    In reply to Your Awkward And Vaguely Racist Video of the Day: Black Olympics
    Norwegian Olympics: Who can make the shittiest Death Metal record
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your Awkward And Vaguely Racist Video of the Day: Black Olympics
    Black Olympics? What kind of cotton-pickin' idea is that?
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    07/10/09

    @Matt Sussman: Easy there, Suss. Next some asshole will be saying that the Black Olympics symbol is five interlocking handcuffs.
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    07/10/09

    @Gourmet Spud: I was gonna say 5 different colored Magnum XL condoms, but I tore all of them trying to put them on.
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    07/10/09

    @Karlifornia:

    You really should stop trying to wear them as hats.
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    07/10/09

    @Karlifornia: I have nothing to add. I just wanted to get my name attached to this thread but I am very niggardly with my +1s.
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    07/10/09

    @Gourmet Spud: You don't know the hardships of being a "Nappy Headed Bro"
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    07/10/09

    @Matt Sussman: When did you turn into Shecky Greene?
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    07/10/09

    @Gourmet Spud: They make great water proof socks.
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    06/17/09

    In reply to $1.5 Billion Doesn't Go As Far As You Think
    The Cowboys should name the stadium after JFK, I mean it is a dome with a hole in it.
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    06/17/09

    @Sucko-T: +1 gunman on the grassy knoll.
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    06/17/09

    In reply to $1.5 Billion Doesn't Go As Far As You Think
    $1.5 Billion Doesn't Go As Far As You Think


    Nevertheless, we did learn yesterday that a sizable retainer paid to an experienced trial attorney can help you nearly get away with murder.

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