Deadspin: mary carey

Mary Carey Tells The World How Dwight Howard Tried To Woo Her With His Penis

DAULERIO — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:05:09 EST

KHTK Radio has a delightfully daffy interview with the pornstress/gubernatorial candidate/celebrity rehabber, where she reveals that a starry-eyed Dwight Howard once showed up at her then boyfriend's house to profess his undying lust for her by unzipping his pants. [SBBviaSRI]

Since When Have Florida Atlantic Games Been This Interesting?

Rick Chandler — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:30:29 EST

Florida Atlantic coach Mike Jarvis gets four straight technicals, plus a police escort from the building, which is always fun. At least porn star Mary Carey seemed to have a good time!

Jarvis of course is one of only four Div. I coaches to have won 100 games at three different colleges, and is also the only one I know of to get four technicals in one game. That provided a nice 10-point swing for Louisiana-Monroe, which made seven of the eight free throws and then hit a 3 with the ensuing possession. Moral of the story: When you're leading 31-30, it's probably not a good idea to bump an official so that you're suddenly trailing 40-31.

Not surprisingly, Jarvis felt he didn't have much to lose, being that the Owls are now 4-16, 0-8 following the 94-88 loss. But props to Miss Carey for showing up to this one; she's a faithful FAU alum if there ever was one.

Weird, Strange Times In FAU's Burrow [Sun-Sentinel]

Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy

DAULERIO — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:10:05 EDT

According to ex-adult entertainer Mary Carey, Sixers rookie big man Jason Smith was the victim of her spider-monkey-esque make-out session on Monday night. Smith, the Sixers 20th pick in the 2007 draft, has provided playoff-bound Sixers some additional big-man depth off the bench this season but, according to Carey, he's also a porn enthusiast who was easily bedeviled by the professional skeet-receptacle's charms.

The Philadelphia Daily News spoke with Carey last night and she told the paper Smith was a fan of her films and called her "a goddess" before they made out. Blecch.

Mary Carey Says Sixer Jason Smith Is A Skilled Smoocher [The Mighty Dan Gross]

The Sixers Are Good Now, So Mary Carey Shall Climb Them

DAULERIO — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:50:00 EDT

How about those Sixers? it was only a few short months ago that the team was in a completely understandable death spiral, thought to be rebuilding, being encouraged to dump its expensive players to stock up for the future. And now? Well, the Sixers are on the cusp of miraculously making the playoffs. And although their play on the court illustrates this fact, what's even more telling about their revitalized relevancy is former California gubernatorial candidate, former porn star and former Celebrity Rehab-er Mary Carey took a liking to one of them at an NYC nightclub the other night. According to Page Six, Carey went over to a table full of Sixers, spotted one she like and "wrapped her legs around him and made out with him in front of clubgoers. "

Unfortunately, Sixers PR maestro Mike Preston isn't returning any of my calls to answer who the lucky/possibly diseased player is.

My money's on Reggie Evans. He looks like he'd be into gals like her.

Porn star Mary Carey makes out with a Sixer in NYC? [The Mighty Dan Gross]
What a time to be a Sixer [True Hoop]