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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    DREW: Have you ever passed up intercourse in order to blog?


    WILL: Man, Deadspin editors get offered dick every day! Every editor on here gets offered dick at least three times a week. Shit, three times a day! Every time a commenter's being nice to you...all he's doing is offering dick. That's all it is!


    "Can I have a commenter account? How about some dick?"


    "Could I help edit on the weekends? Could I help you to some dick? Do you need some dick?"

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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    Drew: Is your continued use of the Dutch Oven Mitt during sex the reason you're known by many as the Mad Gasser of Mattoon?
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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    and Deadspin's worst kept secrets are revealed at last
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    10/30/08

    @Jerkwheat:


    You kidding. I think they include it on their resume.

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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    What about picturing Woody Allen while having sex?
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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    Drew: You ever wonder what it means when Scraps rubs up and down on your leg?
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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    How this didn't get the "commenter chum" tag is beyond UNIVAC.
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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    DREW: Have you ever used a Scrabble board as a coffee table?


    LEITCH: Yes

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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    DREW: Have you ever imagined yourself as Rick Ankiel during intercourse?


    LEITCH: No. Rick Ankiel he's at the end he is starting to cry.

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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    DREW: Have you ever dropped a grand on bottle service at an ultra lounge, and then date raped an unconscious woman later that night?


    STRIPED SHIRT: What gave it away?

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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    "The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle."
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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    DREW: Have you and Daulerio ever "shared" a woman?


    AJ and Will cruise the bars asking ladies if they're interested in visiting the Deadspin editor Eiffel Tower.

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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    If you're asking if there are women that both Daulerio and I have had flings with, the answer is "yes."


    And a mysterious cease and desist letter arrives from the offices of Jeanne Zelasko.

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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    You didn't ask if he ever Bissinger-talked during sex.
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    10/30/08

    @RedLightGreenLight: Oh come on my ass?
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    10/30/08

    In reply to The Deadspin Polygraph Test! Will Leitch!
    DREW: Have you ever had sexual thoughts about a man, unwanted in your head or not?


    LEITCH: No.



    DON'T LIE TO YOUR HEART LEITCH. IT'S PERFECTLY OK TO FANTASIZE ABOUT DAVID ECKSTEIN.

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