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    ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
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    Image of Lizabelle Lizabelle
    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    I mean, the Bulls Celts game was pretty epic. Wang goes Limp again and the Bronx is Bleeding. No sports news today!
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    04/18/09

    @Lizabelle: Also, I think some hockey happened/will happen.


    Plus, you know, perhaps the best pound for pound MMA fighter in the world is defending his title tonight.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/18/09

    @Lizabelle:


    Plus, Santana wins again 1-0.

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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    04/18/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: I just looked at his line for the loss to the Marlins. That's ridiculous.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/18/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache:


    I knew he was good but not this good. If the Mets put up four runs in a game for him, he won't lose.

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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/18/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: Spider Silva vs. Thales Leites in what should be an excellent matchup. May the best Brazilian win!
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    04/18/09

    @Lizabelle: Not to mention the JBC game with John Wall, the most talked about recruit of 2009, and Henry, a top 10 recruit whose college future is still up in the air.
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    04/18/09

    @Brazil Thrill: Is Leites as good a BJJ artist as they make him out to be?
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    04/18/09

    @BrockMiddlebrook: His BJJ skills are really good but possibly a little overrated.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    Speaking of Detroit. Has a playoff team ever looked like they could care less than the Pistons?
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/18/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: They've looked like this all year, especially after the Billups/Iverson trade. I'm not sure I've ever seen a basketball team so collectively disinterested in the outcome of a game, which is shocking considering that the majority of their starters won a title together not too long ago.
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    Image of J-Animal J-Animal
    04/18/09

    @Brazil Thrill: Joe either severely under-estimated how much of a locker room leader Chauncey was or he was ready to sell and re-load and didnt care what happened to this group. Also, you cant underestimate how demoralizing it is to have a coach who has no idea what he is doing, makes no halftime adjustments and never came up with a set rotation the entire season.


    /Disgruntled Pistons Fan

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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/18/09

    @J-Animal: As a formerly disgruntled but now somewhat gruntled Hawks fan, I feel your pain. We've had our share of bad coaches over the past decade (Mike Woodson, while an improvement, isn't necessarily reminding anyone of Red Auerbach). Michael Curry may be the most clueless coach I've seen in a long time, though.


    Just close your eyes and dream of 2010, when the Pistons will have a shot at a big-time free agent.

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    Image of Lizabelle Lizabelle
    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    The Yankee bullpen has just edged out Cadbury mini chocolate eggs as my favorite thing ever.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/18/09

    @Lizabelle: I love watching them completely melt. And the eggs are good, too
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    Did Delonte West really take until now to figure out that growing a goatee to cover those herpes would be a smart idea?
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    Image of AgInDC AgInDC
    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    I love how it is only the top of the 2nd and the commentators are having to explain why Cleveland won't ask their hitters to "take an out" in a show of sportsmanship to the Yankees.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/18/09

    @AgInDC: What is the run differential threshold before the game ends with a mercy rule?
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    04/18/09

    @Brazil Thrill: 1.5 Billion.

    /thanks, Emeritus!
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/18/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Not a bad Saturday for Cleveland sports fans, eh?
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    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    Way to slap all of us Lions fans in the face ESPN, you don't know what you bit off because nowhere will you find a fan base with more personal dignity and determination not to be shat upon! oh wait a sec, the opposite of that...carry on then.
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    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    I'm sure Anthony Claggett's feelings won't be too hurt. Just as long as Yankees fans are unable to come up with some kind of derogatory rhyme of his last name to shout at him.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/18/09

    @Orange and Palindromic: I don't see how calling him Anthony Saget could be anything other than compliment. His "Danny Tanner" character was a seminal Newscaster OCD Dad.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    Make that 14.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    The measurements? 0x16
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    A 13 RUN INNING!!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    So when does the Commissioner decide to relegate the Nats to Triple A?
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    04/18/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: I'm not sure if they could take the Carolina League this year.


    Also, I'm pissed that Zimmermann's debut got pushed to Monday - fuckers should pay me to have to watch Daniel Cabrera in person twice in one week.

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    Image of TracyHamandEggs TracyHamandEggs
    04/18/09

    @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: As an Orioles fan, and someone who has paid to see Danny boy one too many times, all I can say is HA!


    HA HA!


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


    Chortle..

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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    04/18/09

    @TracyHamandEggs: at least I'm only paying for metro fare tomorrow. I've got the free work tickets.


    The glorious, free, 2nd row behind the home dugout tickets.


    The catch being that the tickets are for the Nats.


    But hell, I used to pay good money to see Nate Cornejo pitch.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/18/09

    @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at:


    I thought they liked you at your new job?

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    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    I guess Rich Kotite turned them down first.
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    Image of Orange and Palindromic Orange and Palindromic
    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    They've also found a replacement for Rick Reilly...a hammer pounding a rusty nail into your ear canal.
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    Image of Mitchell Freedman Fan Club Mitchell Freedman Fan Club
    04/18/09

    @Orange and Palindromic: And that's the tooth!


    /left the nitrous on

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    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    Belt sander. Crotch.


    Yep, that looks about right.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/18/09

    In reply to ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
    Clearly, Matt Millen's pickup truck doesn't have one of those sissy man steps.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/18/09

    @Kid Canada: All those shelves were supposed to hold Lombardi trophies.


    Cue sad trombone.

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