My mother is searching for an attractive Jewish girl from Toronto in her mid-twenties, preferably from a wealthy family, to set up with her son. Deadspin search party assemble! #searchingforenriquewilson
@Kid Canada: If I can find the right broad for you, will you:
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The Deadspin Search Team should approach all missions with the single mindedness of Nick Denton trying to out Anderson Cooper. #searchingforenriquewilson
This is the most successful manhunt in the Spanish-speaking part of the Americas since Ramón Mercader went ice pick shopping. #searchingforenriquewilson
@Beer-Fart: Funny story: you said "Steve Harvey," and I read "Steve Howe." My joke would have worked better with Steve Howe. #searchingforenriquewilson
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A) Invite me to the wedding
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We can serve bacon-wrapped pork chops at the wedding. #searchingforenriquewilson
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Looks like he was acquired by this Dominican team in June. I think. I don't habla very much espagnol. #searchingforenriquewilson
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