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    Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    I know if there's one thing that will stop ME from robbing someone, it's discovering that they're a multi-millionaire.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    So we started talking about the Cowboys and everything


    Does 'everything' also include pulling studs out behind the barn?

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    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    Was it a North Dallas .40?
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    And the north side is supposed to be the "nice" part of Dallas.
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    Whereas Emmitt Smith just talks like a semiautistic.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    I always make small talk with people who are about to rob me.
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    Isn't that how you ask for directions in Texas?
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    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    The passenger?


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    01/14/09

    @Starburied: I thought for sure you were going to say Frank Stallone.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    "I FUCKING BLEED ORANGE AND GREEN!"
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    Image of Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies
    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    Are you sure it was a gun, Michael? Are you sure it wasn't...a crack pipe?
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    The thief would have robbed Irvin, but he made a New Year's resolution to quit doing blow.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    He must've decided there was nothing worth robbing once Irvin informed him he was out of Grey Poupon.
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    Irvin looked over and actually saw one of his old teammates
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    Image of Magnakai Haaskivi Magnakai Haaskivi
    01/14/09

    In reply to Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
    I bet those thugs really learned their Wesson after this.
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    01/14/09

    @Magnakai Haaskivi: 9 O'Glock is kinda late to be out roaming the streets.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/14/09

    @Magnakai Haaskivi: Irvin is just lucky he didn't gat hurt...
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