@Stev D: Hell yeah dude, I just got home from San Quentin, and shit, you wouldn't believe the stuff you learn there. Lawyerin', ketchup wine making, hiding heroin up your ass. I should write a book.
@Paul Zuvella: On the list of things they are working on, you would be surprised. There is a bunch of stuff that you just don't hear about that you would rank below this. Remember, our country once paid for a study on cow flatulence.
@Convict78: That case is much like everyone who makes a big deal about the McDonald's hot coffee case. On the outside these things look like a waste of taxpayer dollars and time, but they are bigger deals than people think. Methane is far more harmful than CO2 and the number of animals that live on farms far exceeds the natural carrying capacity of the land in addition to the fact that bovine are not native to most places where they are farmed.
@crazyjoedavola: I sat for about 2 minutes trying to think of a /"insert something physically painful here" and decided to let everyone else do the work for me.
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And a Venezuelan dude attacked us with a machete and lit us on fire.
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Lying under oath is perjury
But we still love your home run hits,
Guess it's why we're broke but you're so rich.
/thank you, I'll be here all night
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And the smartest of them all...Jose Canseco
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/Head Asplode
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