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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    02/08/09

    In reply to Mike Tomlin's Younger Self Would Like To Share His Meal Plan With You
    These new Weekend Daddies are interesting.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/08/09

    In reply to Mike Tomlin's Younger Self Would Like To Share His Meal Plan With You
    I believe Jon Stewart was his fraternity big brother at the ZBT house.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    02/08/09

    In reply to Mike Tomlin's Younger Self Would Like To Share His Meal Plan With You
    The man is a sentient football-coaching robot


    Worse, he's not the only copy of his model that made the trip to 2009:


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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/08/09

    @Steve_U: I'm willing to wager that Tomlin would have put on a better performance in "Clockers."
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    02/08/09

    In reply to Mike Tomlin's Younger Self Would Like To Share His Meal Plan With You
    Let's say a hardcore Cardinals fan traveled back in time and pulled a Sarah Connor on Mike Tomlin's his family. After Bill Cowher's retirement, the Steelers would have promoted somebody from within their organization if they didn't feel like there was a qualified candidate out there for the taking. This means they probably would have given the head coaching gig to none other than Ken Whisenhunt, forcing the Cardinals to settle on somebody like Jim Zorn to steer the Buzzsaw ship. With Zorn at the helm, the 2008 Cards would have started Matt Leinart at QB for the entire regular season, compiling a typical Arizona 6-10 record and missing the playoffs by a mile.


    So, in essence, a time-traveling Will Leitch would end up doing more harm than good to his beloved Buzzsaw squad.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    "Your holiday gimmicks have become stupid And tiresome. Now is the time during my press conference where we dance!"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    ""Santa Claus?! Don't talk about Santa Claus! Are you kidding me? Santa Claus?! I'm just hoping we don't get coal in our stockings!"


    - Jim Mora, Christmas Eve, 2001

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    We know how to deal with Santa in Philly.


    /obligatory cheap reference to 40-year-old incident

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    Image of Magnakai Haaskivi Magnakai Haaskivi
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    This is nothing; a few years ago there was an incident where Joey Porter saw the guy changing into the suit and found out that Santa wasn't real.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/24/08

    @Magnakai Haaskivi: And since then it's been all inflatable novelties and banging coeds in retirement home parking lots.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    Steely McBeam likes the cut of Santa's jib.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    The last Santa who did this Bill Cowher was cut up and buried in several places in the Allegheny Mountains.
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    So it's come to this, Balls Mahoney?
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/24/08

    @Chad Sexington: You try and turn down Ted DiBiase's money.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    You think that's a big deal? Chuck Noll slaughtered a reindeer in front of the press and feasted on its still beating heart.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    Andy Reid was just practicing for his new gig...
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    Oh, the Steelers will still allow visits from Santa. Just not from ones that are painfully unfunny.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    Making way for the mandatory Omar Epps jokes.
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