That Mike Lowell is crafty: "Youk, you flail about like a hooked Madagascar Rainbowfish and get ejected; I'll step in and hit some game-winning home runs."
@Kid Canada: That’s fantastic, we got a Jewish first baseman! I didn’t know that. This is fabulous. …I’m so proud to have a Jewish first baseman. i didn’t even know!
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"You get a tattoo on your face!!! And you get a tattoo on your face!! And you get a tattoo on your face!!"
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Because he's Jewish, AMIRITE?
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