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    The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/12/09

    In reply to The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas
    Dear Shampoooop,


    What are your thoughts on groupies dating professional athletes? Can you share a personal experience that doesn't really apply?

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    06/12/09

    In reply to The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas
    Dana Jacobson approves... and so do I!
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    06/12/09

    In reply to The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas
    Youghoon/Daulerio will be the greatest interview since Frost/Nixon....or at least Couric/Palin..
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/12/09

    In reply to The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas
    That was a pretty funny deleted scenes. But I guess I'm a little disappointed there isn't an insane rant about ninjas, or banning, or ninjas banning insane people.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/12/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I think all the David Carradine stuff gets re-routed to the Gawker inbox.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas
    Dudes,


    Buffalo Sabres owner Tom Golisano is dating Monica Seles. I don't even think you really have to do anything funny.


    You should put up a pic of him fuckin her stabbed back.


    Disregard this one, AJ. It was clearly meant for David Cronenberg.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/12/09

    In reply to The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas
    Hello~

    How about 6th July Mon 3 o'clock in New York (or anytime when you are comfortable)


    I always thank for your immediate answer :)


    I got the exact same response for my Craigslist casual encounters ad. Weird!

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    06/12/09

    In reply to The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas
    I would tell that bird that you aren't allowed to be that close when shooting the pigeons, but I don't mess with fowl that pack .45s.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas
    I thought Sammy Davis Jr was dead?
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    06/12/09

    In reply to The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas
    My Korean may be a bit rusty, but I'm pretty sure Youghoon means "hot iron to scrotum". So yeah, you kids have fun.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas
    "That sound great, Youghoon!"


    AJ, it really isn't funny to mock Youghoon's poor engrish.

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    06/12/09

    @Lukin:


    Younghoon@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan:


    I think her first assignment should be to get the skinny on Mitch Berger's latest sexcapades.
    Send her to this place. Hilarity will ensue.


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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/12/09

    @Fatty_B: I'll have mine with a side of thighs please.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/12/09

    @Lukin:


    DRIVE DOWN THE STREET CAN'T FIND THE KEYS TO MY OWN FUCKING HOME TAKE A WALK SO I CAN CURSE MY ASS FOR BEING DUMB I MAKE A RIGHT AFTER THE ARCHES STINKING GREASE AND BONE STOP AT THE SUPERMARKET PEOPLE STARE LIKE I'M A DOG
    I FIND THE KEY BUT I RETURN TO FIND AN OPEN DOOR SOME FUCKING FREAK WHO CLAIMS I FATHERED BY RAPE HER OWN SON I FIND MY WIFE I CALL THE COPS THIS DAY'S WORK'S NEVER DONE THE LAST I HEARD THE FREAK WAS PURCHASING A FUCKING GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/12/09

    In reply to The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas
    What is it with athletes going off the deep-end in Vegas? Why can't they behave like everyone else and go to a club, meet a group of dudes from Oakland and score sketchy pharmaceuticals from them?
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/12/09

    In reply to The One Where Mitch Berger Goes Bananas
    "Youghoon! Where's AJ's automobile!"


    "Au-to-mo-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel?"

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