I'm gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I'm gonna rule this world. I'm gonna kick some ass. I'm gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!
To me, a free and strong America means a man can rise from humble beginnings as the son of the Governor of Michigan to become a private equity manager making hundreds of millions on leveraged buyouts.
Gimme those tickets or I'll launch a Patriot missile so far up your camel-humping ass Ahmadinejad's pig of a grandmother will start whistling Proud To Be An American from her coffin.
Maybe I'll write my essay about how I made up stories about soldiers slaughtering people in Iraq cause it worked for me in Vietnam, how I married the biggest cunt in the world for her money, then single handedly blew an election to a guy who started a war 99% of the country was against. I love America, cause somehow I look dumber than George Bush.
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No, that would be riding over a bridge with a former senator of Massachusetts.
Paul Tsongas must have been more reckless than we ever imagined.
/political dork.
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-John Kerry
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That cunt put the ketchup on your hotdog
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Glenn Beck looks forward to catching this match and watching the home team complete a hail mary for a 3 point shot on a penalty kick at the buzzer.
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