Comment by RichardDJoke: Is it even close? 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by UpstateUnderdog: The taunts of "Snell smells" from little leaguers attending Pirate games were too much for him to handle. 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ArkansasFred: Why can't people mourn MJ in healthy, constructive ways? For example, to cope with the grief I built a... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by F ME IN MY A: "If Colon never arrives?" We would all be better for it. He's probably eating a burrito the size of his head at... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by FozzieBear: Cheese Cup: $1. So do they make you pay for cheese to go with the Nachos? Or have they gotten so... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by StevieY19: And this is my pyramid, built by home run balls from Kevin Youkilis and Shawn Green... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by MarkKelsosMigraine: Sometimes after a bad day commenting, I like to get out the pastels and do a few nudes of the... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Steve U: Well, I can't imagine the guy actually has a federal trademark registration for that thing. So, at the very... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Kid Canada: I think anyone who could sit through the entire "OK Blue Jays" song at the SkyDome deserves $10,001. You've got a... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BruschisBrewsky: Not that the Yankees would know anything about benefiting from these types of situations. 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BruschisBrewsky: which probably says something about the times we live in. (It means you're weak.) But..but...Ukraine? 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Steve U: This should only intensify their rivalry with the notorious Scurvy family from the South Side. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ScientificMapp: God, who is that in the back? Those teeth look like a row of urinals at Riverfront Stadium. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by FriendsOfScottSisson: Happy for Wakefield, but which catcher is taking the 6 week vacation after breaking a finger trying to catch that... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Byung and The Restless: Scouting report says that hitters have to choose their spots against Rinku . . . like after the jewel on... more » | Other threads

Comment by Secret Identity: Ah, reading transcripts of oral testimony, a welcome respite from my day job as a litigator reading transcripts of oral... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ScientificMapp: Now Manny knows what it's like to fly Southwest Airlines. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Gourmet Spud: Well, looks like it's just me and you today, kid. 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Karlifornia: "he's done admirable work on the study of pitcher abuse." Most notably, the TV commercial he funded, featuring Mark Prior being... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by MeAndChipperJones: "Damage totaled $2,000," That "much" damage to a Land Rover means they were not trying very hard. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Karlifornia: Meanwhile, Dick Clark is hating on...huh? What's that Dick? I can't make it out. Here, Dick, write it down. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Gourmet Spud: How long until the whole league is on the DL with anxiety disorder, and the game is being played by... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Karlifornia: The lady underneath the Zima umbrella is probably waiting for her pie to get "a few degrees cooler". 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Gourmet Spud: ...while making and publishing this add. The seller was going to proofread, but got distracted by a ladybug. 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Gourmet Spud: Unfortunately, a confused Barry Zito has just been growing out his pubes. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Ben Dover: The second article brings up another point: is there a sorrier sack of shit in baseball than Carlos Zambrano? 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Starburied: This is the only time an African-American will ever field a round, white object on a baseball field under Theo... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Cecil's Wielder: How the Cubs thought it was a good idea to swap De Rosa for Aaron Miles is a mystery I... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by J Money BS: Further proof of baseball players being the dumbest of the dumb athletes... more » | Other threads

Comment by TommyAce: I was across the street from Fenway at a concert last night, and when I came out there was a... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by SuccessBot: Go Edrland! more » | Other threads

Comment by Chris Hanson's Axe: Why on earth would he just fly into a rage like that? What could possibly cause him to act that... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by JimEverettsPhantomSack: Ichiro seems very enthused about the new business development. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by EddieCurrysTowels: 30 million dollars can buy a lot of tissues.../cracks beer, assumes position for cross town in t-minus 2 hours... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Bobby Big Wheel: Just because it's legal in the Sunshine State doesn't mean it's OK. Haven't you ever heard of a California... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BigLeagueChew: Should've said he fell down stairs carrying groceries. 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Milbury, Rolling the Dice: Threadjack: Michael Jackson died. /TJ 24 Responses | Other threads