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    Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    He got $300 million, the ends are meeting like a motherfucker! What you gonna do, get a job at a boutique on the weekends and shit? And say, "Here, Johnny. I made $70 - put that with the rest. Now we have 300 million and 70 dollars. Because I want to do my share."
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    Well, it's nice to see a woman who earned her millions the right way.
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    Image of drewheyman drewheyman
    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    that's the oldest looking set of cheerleaders i've ever seen. None of them look young enough to get drunk and draw swasticas on somebody.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    12/18/08

    @drewheyman: No, but they might make you a nice cross-stitch swastika throw pillow.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    And finally we have a freakin' feel-good story this week. It's about time.


    Have you missed the treasure trove of naked high school cheerleader stories?

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    Producers considered having former First Lady Barbara Bush on the program but she would have just moved everyone into the Astrodome.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    And finally we have a freakin' feel-good story this week.


    Don't speak too soon. If I know anything about Baltimore, she'll hire this guy as her accountant and get busted for tax evasion.

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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome


    That's... that's just not right. Who wears a hair ribbon to go swimming?

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/18/08

    @twoeightnine: Don't email this to middle school janitor Steven DeSimone. He's been through enough.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    12/18/08

    @twoeightnine: Who puts pastel swim trunks on their sons?
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    12/18/08

    @Katni: Rich folk.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    who is married to Mayo Shattuck III, CEO of Vaunnie's Mustmayostardayonnaise.


    fixed that

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    12/18/08

    @Karlifornia:


    "Daddy...I'm dying."

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    Mariro Lopez was a Ravens cheerleader?
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/18/08

    @MattinglysSideburns: Mario Lopez


    /Screech

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    A week? Hell, Barbara Ehrenreich didn't last that long.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    12/18/08

    @Chuck Knoblockhead: You hated that book too? I especially like that she fucked up her job search by getting high.
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    12/18/08

    @Katni: Why didn't she just sell the plumbing fixtures in Minneapolis!?
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    Legitimately hot women over the age of 35 are...well..hot.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    The cheerleader on the right who looks like Judith Light is younger?
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    Wait..there are "socialites" in Baltimore?
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    12/18/08

    @WanderingBear: I'm guessing that bar is set pretty low. Something like "std free".
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    Then she went back to her multi millionaire dollar lifestyle after one week of poverty. What an inspiration.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    12/18/08

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Exactly. You know who doesn't have time to go around do-gooding all damn day? People with real fucking jobs.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/18/08

    In reply to Former Ravens Cheerleader Is Secret Millionaire, Still Completely Awesome
    ...who is married to Mayo Shattuck III


    Is he the heir to the Hellman's fortune? And does he know Rogers Chapstick, Virgil Mastercard or James Bottomtooth, IV?

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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    12/18/08

    @Weed Against Speed: I love the Bottomtooth family. They can pour entire snifters of cognac in their mouth in a flash.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/18/08

    @Weed Against Speed: Don't forget fashion heir Antoine Bugle Boy
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