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    Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
    Lenny Dykstra thinks Chrebet just might know what he is talking about becuase he is white.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
    Timothy Treadwell's Head, Now in Bear Hands.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
    "The Fed will be lowering rates, get your money out of T-bills and put it all into waffles! Tasty waffles with lots of syrup!"
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
    This is really the only profession he could get into. Whenever he sees a black man they automatically turns into a flying Brian Dawkins these days.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
    Bank of America just hired Eric Lindross, but he refused to report and they sent him over to Wells Fargo.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
    Meanwhile, Christian Okoye would like you to know he is royalty and if you loan him $200,000 he will pay you back $1 million in 3 months.
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    05/28/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: +1
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
    "Well, Wayne, we've got some options on these commodities. What do you recommend?"
    "S-E-L-L! SELL SELL SELL!"
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
    He specialized in going across the middle, not sizable returns
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
    There will be panic as his coworkers see Wayne rolling up dollar bills, and snorting something on his desk. There will be relief and confusion when they learn it's just some smelling salts.
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    05/28/09

    @Don't Bring That Kool-Aid To This Gin Party: +1
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
    Please do not attach my name to this, I'd get fired.


    But you went ahead and did it anyway. What a strange name, though - [redacted] - must have had hippie parents or something.

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    05/28/09

    In reply to Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
    Chrebet's just the kind of scrappy, blue-collar financial advisor that can get Citi out of this mess.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
    I always knew a white possession receiver would save the economy.
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    05/28/09

    @The Boy Who Was Indifferent Towards Tom Gordon: I'm unimpressed.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Your Wealth, Now In Wayne Chrebet's Bare Hands
    Please do not attach my name to this, I'd get fired.


    Testaverde's already lost enough jobs as it is..

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