On Lawson: "Lawson arrived in Michigan with his team Wednesday night and immediately headed for the Greektown casino to play some dice. A short time later, he walked out with $250.
Lawson says he's gambled on many of his teams road trips and won nearly every time. There's no chance he's winning legitimately, right? I mean, either he's the luckiest bastard greatest gambler of all time "
If winning $250 is the requirement for being the greatest gambler ever than I'm the motherfucking king of your life buddy.
Lawson says he's gambled on many of his teams road trips and won nearly every time. There's no chance he's winning legitimately, right? I mean, either he's the luckiest bastard greatest gambler of all time
That's how I felt playing poker with Clarence Royce.
Boy, that is a thorough investigation. The writer for Cleveland Frowns seems to have a lot of time on his hands. Perhaps he should go and help the guy from Barstool Sports clean his office.
@Weed Against Speed: You know, I also thought that letter to the editor seemed a little odd, but I can't say that I followed it up with a few weeks of investigative reporting. I feel so inadequate.
@Ugueth Urbina's Machete: Well, the Pakistani guy hurls a spheroid toward a bucktoothed Englishman who deflects the object with a paddle. The Englishman then runs willy-nilly betwixt two Pakistani gents who, in turn, discuss the pros and cons of buying vs. renting.
A third Pakistani eats fried chicken. The Englishman, the one who propelled the pelota, texts his mum. Then, after 32 minutes and 43 seconds of prancing about, collapses in exhaustion. The Pakistanis then defecate on him, scoring their side four runs and earning a 10-percent-off coupon to Olive Garden.
The English side then devolves into something between Lord of the Flies and sodomy.
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If they fall on Yankees fans they will.
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Yeah! And while we're at it, what's the deal with free food, and orally-fixated women, and cheap, strong beer that makes you feel important??
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Lawson says he's gambled on many of his teams road trips and won nearly every time. There's no chance he's winning legitimately, right? I mean, either he's the luckiest bastard greatest gambler of all time "
If winning $250 is the requirement for being the greatest gambler ever than I'm the motherfucking king of your life buddy.
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Lawson says he's gambled on many of his teams road trips and won nearly every time. There's no chance he's winning legitimately, right? I mean, either he's the luckiest bastard greatest gambler of all time
That's how I felt playing poker with Clarence Royce.
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A third Pakistani eats fried chicken. The Englishman, the one who propelled the pelota, texts his mum. Then, after 32 minutes and 43 seconds of prancing about, collapses in exhaustion. The Pakistanis then defecate on him, scoring their side four runs and earning a 10-percent-off coupon to Olive Garden.
The English side then devolves into something between Lord of the Flies and sodomy.
The English, therefore, win the match 874-4.
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On the other hand, Bryant Gumbel will sit there expressionless with a pen in his mouth going "mmm...hmm...mmm-hmm...mmm."
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Wow. I thought Dash and I were friends. Turns out he hate me.
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Barry Zito serves as a natural fertilizer for the mound.
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