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    A Hearty L'Chaim To Jason Lezak

    Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
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    07/06/09

    In reply to A Hearty L'Chaim To Jason Lezak
    He's fast in the water, despite the fact that his Rabbi made him a little less aerodynamic when he was a few days old.
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    07/06/09

    @ScientificMapp: I suppose that would be hydrodynamic, dumb ass.
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    07/06/09

    In reply to A Hearty L'Chaim To Jason Lezak
    A Hearty L'Chaim To Jason Lezak


    I could be wrong, but I believe L'Chaim is Hebrew for Corey Haim.

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    07/06/09

    In reply to A Hearty L'Chaim To Jason Lezak
    You know, what this cite needs is a really big oversized ad for Absolute Vodka...oh look, you've got one.
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    07/06/09

    @GoyToTheWorld: +1 stupid observation.
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    07/06/09

    In reply to A Hearty L'Chaim To Jason Lezak
    Out to lunch. Be back at 3:30


    -Nazi Shark

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    07/06/09

    In reply to A Hearty L'Chaim To Jason Lezak
    Welcome to Dradlespin!
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    07/06/09

    In reply to A Hearty L'Chaim To Jason Lezak
    Even though Lezak is the Jew, I bet Phelps spends more time parting Red Seas.
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    07/06/09

    In reply to A Hearty L'Chaim To Jason Lezak
    Here's hoping he does not mess with the Zohan.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
    Matisyahu just bought season tickets.


    + Watch video
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    06/26/09

    In reply to Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
    Who thought it was a good idea to pair highlights of Israeli league basketball with ear shrieking, ungodly music?
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    06/26/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: can we call that Ju Rock?
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    06/26/09

    In reply to Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
    needs to be a better rebounder and is too much of a prima donna


    Sounds just like every newly single Jewish girl in New York.

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    06/26/09

    In reply to Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
    I can't wait for the first time Stuart Scott says that Casspi "split those defenders like Moses and the Red Sea!"
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    06/26/09

    In reply to Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
    In my mind, I read this post Jackie Mason's voice.


    And when I hear Jackie Mason's voice I want to drink bleach.

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    06/26/09

    In reply to Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
    So, he would be a King without a crown, correct?
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    06/26/09

    In reply to Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
    Jay Bilas was saying all night that this guy was one of his draft lochs
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    06/26/09

    @BarbarobicsInstructor: He doesn't sound like much of a matzah baller to me.
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    06/26/09

    @the earl of weaver: I really thought more teams would Passover him, to be honest.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to Mazel Tov, Omri Casspi
    ...he is "very long and athletic with excellent frame, plus leaping and slashing ability"


    Huh. Note to self: put the Friday the 13th remake in my Netflix queue.

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