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    The Long Strange Sad Journey Of Lawrence Phillips

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    08/12/09

    In reply to The Long Strange Sad Journey Of Lawrence Phillips
    Apparently he was out sick the day we had that assembly where we learned that violence is totally uncool.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    08/12/09

    In reply to The Long Strange Sad Journey Of Lawrence Phillips
    So...is Reilly's latest 500 column up about this yet?
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    08/12/09

    In reply to The Long Strange Sad Journey Of Lawrence Phillips
    I am positive his life would have been much better if he had gone by Larry.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    08/12/09

    In reply to The Long Strange Sad Journey Of Lawrence Phillips
    Every time a former player of the Huskies teams from the mid 90's are put behind bars society becomes much safer.
    -If I had to live in Nebraska I might also throw people down the stairs.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/12/09

    In reply to The Long Strange Sad Journey Of Lawrence Phillips
    Phillips never had a chance once you consider who his mother is.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/12/09


    @Kid Canada:
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    08/12/09

    In reply to The Long Strange Sad Journey Of Lawrence Phillips
    It's like I always say: never trust a guy with one singular and one pluralized first name.
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    Image of JohnnyDakotaStateU JohnnyDakotaStateU
    08/12/09

    In reply to The Long Strange Sad Journey Of Lawrence Phillips
    If only he'd run his girlfriend over with his Bentley instead of throwing her down the steps, he'd probably be in Bengals training camp this week.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/12/09

    @JohnnyDakotaStateU: And if his girlfriend died in an "accidental" drowning, he'd own the Rams right now.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    08/12/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: or be the senator from Massachusetts.
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    08/12/09

    In reply to The Long Strange Sad Journey Of Lawrence Phillips
    "The good news is that the latest choking victim says they're still dating."
    She sounds like she really knows how to make well thought out decisions.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/12/09

    In reply to The Long Strange Sad Journey Of Lawrence Phillips
    He is beyond "three strikes" now
    If he played for Colorado, he would get a fifth down as well.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/12/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: +1 promise kept
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/02/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Love bowl season. Money available to be won. Thank you USC.
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    Image of LittleWaynesBleedingHead LittleWaynesBleedingHead
    01/02/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Rumor: Marbury to Celtics: [sports.espn.go.com]
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    01/02/09

    @LittleWaynesBleedingHead: I can't wait
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Evening all. I assume the slumber party portion of the evening is over?
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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Wait...if you're a part of a wedding you have to pay for your shit? Fuck that, if you want such a fucking special day, you pay for this shit. And you've already got to get them a gift...


    The last one was a "destination" wedding, too (although, in fairness, all of the guests were from various parts of the country)... cost me about a grand for the weekend.

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    01/01/09

    @44 in a Row: Are you fucking kidding me?? EVERY wedding is a destination wedding nowadays.


    Please don't get me started on weddings. This is not Jezebel.

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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    01/01/09

    @Clare:


    Everytime I log on to Facebook and see the following status update I want to punch the screen


    random person is ENGAGED!!!!

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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @HernandezStache: I hate the [person] loves her honey bunny so vewwy vewwy much! messages more. All I'll say is that it's going to be vewwy vewwy awkward when you and your honey bunny break up. Which you will. Because nothing lasts forever.


    I said I was a nihilist, didn't I?

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    01/01/09

    @Clare:


    (person) should eliminate the direct connect between their emotions and their FB status.


    The only thing that lasts forever is the fact that reality will always trump perception.

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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/02/09

    @HernandezStache: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say. Are you trying to tell me something? Or am I reading something unintended into that comment?


    @UkraineNotWeak: I've assumed the mantle, but just for tonight.

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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    I've actually said no to being in weddings. I'm so lazy and such a nihilist I say I'm flattered and I'm willing to help out in any way I can on the wedding day, but I just can't afford it.


    Yeah, I can't do it. I have no money now, but I figure it can just go on the credit card for the time being, and in two years when I'm making serious money, I'd regret it if I passed up on an opportunity.

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    01/01/09

    @44 in a Row: Wait...if you're a part of a wedding you have to pay for your shit? Fuck that, if you want such a fucking special day, you pay for this shit. And you've already got to get them a gift...
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    01/01/09

    @What Would Kornheiser Do?: DON'T FUCKING GET ME STARTED. It's worse for girls. Buy a fugly dress. Pay for a bridal shower. Buy a shower gift. Act excited when the oily, probably gay bohunk in a g-string rubs his dick on your face at the bachelorette party. Get yourself to the wedding itself. Pay for a room for the weekend. Buy a wedding gift.


    The prospect of getting pawed by one of the groom's frat brothers and an open bar of rail vodka and Franzia pino greege does not make up for all that.

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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    01/01/09

    @Clare: You I really feel sorry that that's all you girls get; I don't care how hot you think the guy is, a dick in the face can't be that sexy.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Context. A dick in the face is all about context. That is all I will say.
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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    It's the popular thing to do. Especially around the holidays, apparently everyone is now fucking engaged.


    Three this week. For crying the fuck out loud.

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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    01/01/09

    @44 in a Row:


    I had 4 weddings this summer/fall, 3 that I was in the wedding party. It's gets ridiculously expensive. I got a bunch more this year. I'm 25, I didn't think this shit was start this soon.


    Oh, I'm also the most cynical person alive. So yeah, I make a great groomsman.

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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @HernandezStache: I've actually said no to being in weddings. I'm so lazy and such a nihilist I say I'm flattered and I'm willing to help out in any way I can on the wedding day, but I just can't afford it.
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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    01/01/09

    @Clare:


    I'm gonna need to steal that mentality. Between the weddings and bachelor parties, I spent too much this year.


    The only bonus of the wedding party is the possible drunk romance that could occur.

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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @HernandezStache: Drunken romance? Please. Don't get me started on the wedding I'm in this June to which I don't get to bring a date.
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