I Was There: Even The Losers Get Lucky Sometimes

There are plenty of decade retrospectives happening everywhere right now, but we'd also like you to participate. Tell us about the best game you've seen in person this decade with the tag #iwasthere. Mine: Patriots at Giants, Week 17! More »

Having Eli Manning's Autograph More Humiliating Than Losing To Eli Manning

In the catalog of manufactured outrage, it's hard to think of a dumber example than Dallas players somehow being angry at Eli Manning for signing a wall in the new Cowboys Stadium. Plaster has never been so disrespected! More »

Someone Actually Tried To Blackmail Tom Coughlin?

A 30-year-old Philadelphia man, who lawyers say is mentally disabled, has pleaded guilty to sending threatening email messages to Tom Coughlin. Or are they just naturally assuming that any blackmailer who would choose Coughlin as his target must be deranged? More »

Eli Manning Signed His Work In Dallas

That's Eli Manning's signature on a column in the Cowboys Stadium's visitors locker room according to an NBCDFW user. More »

Rikers Inmates Are Apparently Jets Fans

"Plaxico Burress got a zero's welcome behind bars at Rikers Island, including taunts of 'a - - hole!' and 'The Giants suck!' according to jail guards." [New York Post]

And Down Goes A Yalie

Football season is upon us, which means that thousands of angry, horny, feisty pretend fans will converge upon this great nation's red cup-littered parking lots to participate in traditional tailgating revelry. These are not those stories More »

Poor Lawrence Tynes

The Giants' kicker was forced to show off his hamstring flexibility with The Rockettes (and Santa!) in the middle of the 6th Avenue to prove his knee is fully rehabilitated from last year. Coughlin's a tough sonuvabitch. [Best Week Ever]

Why Your Team Sucks: New York Giants

Some people are fans of the New York Giants. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New York Giants. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More »

Soon We Will Know What Every Man, Woman and Child On Earth Thinks About Michael Vick

Your surest sign that the Vick signing is the perfect shitstorm of media in the perfect town for a media shitstorm? Everyone needed to know what Chase Utley's wife had to say about it. More »

New Jersey Discovers That Giants, Jets, Nets Don't Fully Love Them

A New Jersey senator wants to strip all taxpayer funding from professional sports teams that aren't proud to admit that they play in New Jersey. That means all of them. As usual, the blame lies with the Nets. More »

Plaxico Burress Indicted, Antonio Pierce Isn't

File this under things we would have posted yesterday, if we could have. There's a very high probability that Plaxico Burress is going to jail for accidentally shooting himself in the leg. [NYTimes]

Andrea Peyser Shocked By Arrogant Athlete Tweets

Hah, just like how Moe and I are editing Deadspin today, the New York Post today let outrage queen columnist and sex goddess Andrea Peyser write a sports column! Sort of. More »

Plaxico Burress Should Get Used To Confined Spaces

Manhattan's District Attorney says any plea deal with Plaxico Burress (remember that hilarious gun accident?) will involve jail time. (And Antonio Pierce isn't off the hook either.) It's almost like they're mad at him for breaking the law! [NY Post]

Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred

Tiki was once hailed by NBC Universal CEO Jeff Zucker as a "one of those rare personalities who appeals to virtually every audience imaginable." Every audience except a football audience, that is. More »

A Handsome Giants Fan Makes A Dignified Perp Walk

Retired police Sgt. Thomas Feeney decided bank robbery was the only way to escape from the frothy hell hole his life had become. [NYP]

Eli And Abby Manning Would Like To Help New Yorkers Give Birth

"Giants quarterback Eli Manning and his wife, Abby, are announcing their donation for a New York City birthing center bearing their names." [AP/ABC]