Awesome. Not a fan of either team, really, but I appreciate nothing more than some Grade-A dickheadedness at the expense of, well, okay, fuck the Cowpokes and their new stadium. Nice. Roger G's gonna throw him a hefty fine for that one, eh?
"Defense lawyer Benjamin Brafman has told The Post that Burress and his family have employed a prison consultant to coach them on what to expect during his incarceration."
Asspounding. That shouldn't scar his kids too badly, eh?
"THE GIANTS SUCK! LARGELY BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO ESTABLISHED DOWNFIELD-RECEIVING THREATS! THAT THEY'RE SO GOOD ELSEWISE MAKES YOUR PRESENCE HERE ALL THE MORE GALLING!
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quotation marks can be used to identify subject-specific jargon so readers don't feel alienated
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Asspounding. That shouldn't scar his kids too badly, eh?
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Well, the resemblance is uncanny.
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GONNA TEAR THAT ASS UP!"
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+1.
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Hang in there, Plax! Remember: Get busy living, or get busy dying.
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You would be too if you watched them all day, every day, out your cell window.
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The Dirty Sanchez is quite popular at Rikers.
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You forgot to say "fans".
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