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    The Bears Are Apparently Ready For Prime Time
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/15/09

    In reply to The Bears Are Apparently Ready For Prime Time
    No hitter over with out in the 8th.
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    04/15/09

    In reply to The Bears Are Apparently Ready For Prime Time
    Kansas City Chiefs, LLC

    100 Arrowhead Drive, KCMO


    Attn: Saints, Texans, Bucs


    Re: Brady's knee


    We did our part. Now it's your turn.

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    04/15/09

    In reply to The Bears Are Apparently Ready For Prime Time
    Somehow Notre Dame gets Prime Time tv every fucking year
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/15/09

    @HernandezStache: I think that's called a contract.
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    Image of Mo Knows Ladies Mo Knows Ladies
    04/15/09

    In reply to The Bears Are Apparently Ready For Prime Time
    Watching the Bears on Monday Night Football is like putting a picture of Julia Allison on Deadspin; it looks good on the screen but if you actually have to stick your tounge inside it you'll regret it later.
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    Image of Samer Ocho Cinco Samer Ocho Cinco
    04/15/09

    @Mo Knows Ladies: That analogy sort of tapered off at the end... stick your tongue in a bear?
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    04/15/09

    @Samer Ocho Cinco: I think he wants us to stick our tongue inside a television.


    Perv.

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    04/15/09

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    Alas, the Tuscaloosa Wifebeaters will have to wait another year for their shot at prime time television.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/15/09

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    The Bears Are Apparently Ready For Prime Time


    BREAKING NEWS: Chris Mortensen of ESPN reports that Deion Sanders is ready to make a triumphant return to professional football according to an anonymous source within the Chicago Bears organization.
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    04/15/09

    @Brazil Thrill: Not only was the Neon Deion joke already made but I also forgot to close a tag. Ouch.
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    04/15/09

    @Brazil Thrill: Yeah, but at least you're still making fun of Mort. +.5
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    04/15/09

    In reply to The Bears Are Apparently Ready For Prime Time
    Lions, Bengals, Rams, Seahawks, Bucs, Chiefs.


    I win!

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/15/09

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    The Bears are Apparently Ready for Prime Time"


    That makes two things involving Chicago that mysteriously still appear in prime time. The Bears and According to Jim.

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    04/15/09

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    Hint - here is their offensive line:


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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/15/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Suss-- looks better in that blue shirt than I expected.
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    04/15/09

    In reply to The Bears Are Apparently Ready For Prime Time
    Guess which six teams were completely shut out?


    Lions, Lions, Lions, Lions, Lions, Raiders.

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    04/15/09

    @Sports-Pun: Surprisingly, the Raiders actually have one.
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