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What could possibly go wrong going down a slide?It’s a slide. Kids go down these things all the time. Bad things rarely ever happen, but only because they are kids, right? Surely, nothing bad would happen to big adult man David Vassegh. ...

Nomar Garciaparra Tried To Convince Astronauts The Moon Landing Was Fake, And Other Stories From Six Years In Red Sox PRGo read Doug Bailey's piece in Boston magazine, because any time a media strategist for one of the most media-dysfunctional franchises in sports starts telling tales out of school, it's well worth your time. Especially when Bailey's former employer is reportedly furious about it. ...

SprtsCntr: The Boston Media, According To Nomar Garciaparra What is ESPN prattling on about right now? We condense your morning SportsCenter to its essence....

Nomar Garciaparra Appears To Have Drowned Himself In A Sea Of Cliches

Your morning roundup for Aug. 4, the day Dollywood offered a refund to a couple of lesbians. H/T to Adam for the video clip. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors....

Welcome to Nomar's 47th "fresh start." [MLB.com]...

We Hope They Turn Out Overweight And Lethargic

To celebrate his new big-ass contract for the Dodgers — and the inevitable shredding of some sort of tender tendon that will result — Nomar Garciaparra has found a fertile place in Mia Hamm that his seed might find purchase....