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    Image of Katni Katni
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    That's the fanciest wrist guard I've ever seen. At least she's vigilant about preventing carpal tunnel while she's at work.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    There hasn't been this much of a pussy cover up since Ronaldo was caught with that tranny hooker in Brazil.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/03/09

    @Starburied: I thought that was Ronaldinho.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    There can't be that many people watching ESPNU.


    That's better

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    Image of Underpants Gnome Underpants Gnome
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    How does one end up with a darker tan on their nether-regions than on their forearms?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/03/09

    @Underpants Gnome: By laying in the sun and jacking off 2 dudes under canopies.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    Black nail polish? Well this certainly isn't a girl you could bring home to Mom.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    ESPNU


    Must be Melissa Stark's College Diary.

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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    For some reason I thought John Clayton would need two hands to cover his junk.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    That reminds me... I haven't gone bowling in a while.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    05/03/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: It reminds me I haven't had sex in a while.


    /Sheds tear.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/03/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: It's round, has three holes, and you put your fingers into it.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    THAT'S the screencap we get? Reader Brian, you suck.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    So that's what Stacey Dales is doing now.
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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    04/04/09

    In reply to The Scottish Football Association Will Not Abide Your Pantomimed Oral Sex
    Hey sweetheart, I'll make you feel better than when Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!"
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    Image of TracyHamandEggs TracyHamandEggs
    04/04/09

    @Roto_Tudor: Ladies and Gentleman, the most obscure joke ever on Deadspin.


    And thats saying something


    Bravo +1

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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    04/04/09

    @TracyHamandEggs: Trainspotting has made an appearance a few times on these here interwebs pages.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/04/09

    In reply to The Scottish Football Association Will Not Abide Your Pantomimed Oral Sex
    This fits here.


    + Watch video
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    Image of The Fan’s Attic The Fan’s Attic
    04/04/09

    In reply to The Scottish Football Association Will Not Abide Your Pantomimed Oral Sex
    I discovered yesterday that this is more of an eff off hand signal than a cunnilingus invitation.
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    04/04/09

    @The Fan's Attic: I disagree. I saw a young couple on the subway last night. They sucked face before she got off at Dekalb and he stayed on the train. As the doors were closing, she waved at him and he did the hand gesture shown above. It was delightful and romantic, and everyone on the train at 12:30 AM sighed.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/04/09

    In reply to The Scottish Football Association Will Not Abide Your Pantomimed Oral Sex
    Rod Stewart was a Scottish Footballer. Nuff said.
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    Image of Rufus Jackson Rufus Jackson
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    Why would you kill Skoora the Gentle Shark? Would you kill the birds for singing? Would you poison the fish for swimming? Would you shoot the children for laughing?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/12/09

    @Rufus Jackson:


    Skoooooora! Skooooora! Skoora the Gentle...

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