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    Justine Bateman Was NOT Roman Polanski’s Hot Tub Victim

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/05/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman Was NOT Roman Polanski’s Hot Tub Victim
    What in the heck was that wet slapping noise I heard in the background during the entire interview?
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    06/05/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Magary checking to see if his 6 pounds of spaghetti was finished.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/05/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman Was NOT Roman Polanski’s Hot Tub Victim
    Whatever happened to "Nick" from Family Ties? I really thought he would've hit it big after that Gargoyle movie...
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/05/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman Was NOT Roman Polanski’s Hot Tub Victim
    Justine thought she was being interviewed by Dr. Drew about her crippling addiction to Percoset.
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    Image of NotMyFirstRo-Day-O NotMyFirstRo-Day-O
    06/05/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman Was NOT Roman Polanski’s Hot Tub Victim
    Does she also think her brother has a slightly better haircut than Marcus Halberstram?
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/05/09

    @NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: She's already assured him he does. Relief washed over him in an awesome wave.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/05/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman Was NOT Roman Polanski’s Hot Tub Victim
    "Justine Bateman Was NOT Roman Polanski's Hot Tub Victim"


    Well fuck me...NOW what tattoo am I going to get?

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    Image of NotMyFirstRo-Day-O NotMyFirstRo-Day-O
    06/05/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman Was NOT Roman Polanski’s Hot Tub Victim
    Ask Dan how that spandex top is treating him that he tried on at a yoga party a few weeks back in Union Square. He looked like a stress ball being squeezed with two hands.


    /Yes, Dan. I was the one who threw a cruller at you from across the street. Sorry, it was for a happy hour tab.

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    06/05/09

    @NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: While I am certain I will regret asking, but why did you throw a cruller at Dan LeBatard? And what series of events leads up to this?
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    06/05/09

    @TheStarterWife: I don't know if I want to live in a world where you need a reason to throw a cruller at Dan LeBatard.
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    06/05/09

    @Silent_Q: Who the fuck walks around with a cruller is what I want to know. It wasn't even National Donut Day!
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    06/05/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman Was NOT Roman Polanski’s Hot Tub Victim
    Drew, I thought everyone in DC knew Roman Polanski raped the Ourisman Chevrolet girl.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/05/09

    @SteveJeltzFan: Really? Because the one from Koons ear rapes me every time I hear her.
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    06/05/09

    @ArkansasFred: I'm just glad Sticks and Stuff finally closed.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/05/09

    @ArkansasFred: Maybe, but nobody has what Tate's has.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    06/05/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman Was NOT Roman Polanski’s Hot Tub Victim
    Her?
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    06/05/09

    @ManchuCandidate: +1
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/05/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman Was NOT Roman Polanski’s Hot Tub Victim
    THIS JUST IN!


    JUSTINE BATEMAN NOT TUBGIRL!

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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    06/05/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman Was NOT Roman Polanski’s Hot Tub Victim
    Her excitment for being on the Deadcast is just like what I feel when I read Waxing Off.
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