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    O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    Finally -- some retribution after OJ single-handely killed the 1994 NBA Finals. That damn split screen of the game and police chase made me miss out on watching what will inevitably be the best Knicks team of lifetime...
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    How exactly was that porno gonna go?


    "Don't let nobody out of this room. Motherfucker, you think you can steal my shit and sell it on ebay?"


    Bow-chika-bow-wow..

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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    I knew this day would come. It's been thirty years since OJ has moved the chains on a consistent basis.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    I can't wait for his follow up book "I Didn't Mean To Do It"
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    Here's hoping OJ tries using The Heisman to ward of rapists.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    Police expect riots in Las Vegas as jubilant demonstrations by the sports memorabilia collecting community run up against nearby protests by the armed robbery community.
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    Now he'll be able to go deep undercover to find the real killers.
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    Framin' OJ, you in?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    If O.J. thought 2,000 yards in a season was an accomplishment, wait til he sees how many inches he's going to get in the next fifteen.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    +1, Karma
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    If the old "Secret Porn" defense didn't work for Mike Tyson, it ain't working for you, pal.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    For some reason I pictured Las Vegas legal proceedings taking place on a fake tropical beach while bartenders perform bottle tricks under a Tiki bar. Also, Wayne Newton figures into it heavily somehow.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/05/08

    @ArkansasFred:



    It's not unusual to present State's evidence;

    It's not unusual to discredit my witness;

    But when I see you proclaiming my life sentence

    It's not unusual to see me cry

    Oh I'm gonna die...in prison


    /Yes, I know that's Tom Jones.

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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    ..tricked me into a room with hidden cameras..


    "OJ, there's a big bowl of candy in my office. Why don't you go eat it?"

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    Thanks everyone. The frame worked. You can pick up your split at Hurley's Pool Room later on tonight.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12/05/08

    In reply to O.J. Simpson Sentenced To 15+ Years In Prison
    there was no breakfast at the Nevada State Pen this morning. THEY WANT THE JUICE!


    /80's NFL highlight compilation VHS video'd

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