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oh, like this has never happened to beckham

Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game

In soccer there is only one thing more humiliating than an own goal; it's when you pick up three prostitutes and later discover that they're all transvestites. (I can see you nodding in agreement). Poor Ronaldo. Not only did he receive "the Brazilian Surprise," but then when he tried to bribe the faux ladies into keeping quiet about it, one of them wanted more money than the AC Milan superstar was willing to shell out. Hilarity of course ensued. More »

1:35 PM on Tue Apr 29 2008
By rickchand
7,640 views, 52 comments

Latest by lastingsmilledge: right now this is the #1 story worldwide (both read and emailed) on the bbc website. clemens has nothing on el phenomeno! more »