@Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Concrete Cyanide: Actually, Prime U's darkest hour came when they lost to Flank Steak Community College in the annual Bovine Bowl in Hereford, Texas. (Needless to say, their cheerleaders were cows.) #dezbryant
Except it's not clear that Deion's advice is really helping anyone. You don't see Dez Bryant releasing an ill-conceived hip-hop album, do you? #dezbryant
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This is also good advice for Ian McKellen. #dezbryant
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"Not a chance."
-Barney Frank #dezbryant
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With Max Hardcore in jail, you just can't find this stuff anymore.
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I think that's actually just Clay Travis sobbing loudly.