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Goodbye, Shaun Alexander

Seahawks running back Shaun Alexander has joined the growing segment of unemployed rich guys. It's amazing that a couple of years ago, he was a top five fantasy pick just and a league MVP. But the foot, man, the foot is not well. And some of the Seattle faithful are happy he's gone. Like porny-named Tumwater resident Dick Nichols: More »

3:30 PM on Wed Apr 23 2008
By DAULERIO
6,774 views, 49 comments

old, old men

ESPN Insists You Watch Them Torture Miguel Tejada


Tonight at 7 p.m. ET, ESPN's E:60 unleashes its orchestrated ambush of Miguel Tejada in all of its uncomfortable, Schapp'd-up glory. They couldn't sit on the story long enough because, well, a 33-year-old man posing as a 31-year-old is something that needs to be revealed as soon as possible so that the public can no longer be hoodwinked by this bastard Dominican shortstop charlatan. And, also, it's Tejeda, you fools. Don't you feel silly? The authors of Miggy's Wikipedia page were justifiably irate. More »

6:45 PM on Tue Apr 22 2008
By DAULERIO
6,877 views, 20 comments

Latest by Crookednose: Lester Munson? That name sounds fake, someone investigate. more »

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The Favre Retirement Snafu Mystery

So, honestly, what in the name of fucking Florio happened today with the Packers.com very brief, yet very public screw-up regarding Brett Favre's retirement? About an hour ago, the Packers PR monkeys fessed up to the whole situation, telling Dennis Dillon at The Sporting News that, "The people who handle our website set up mock pages. It's as simple as that. ... A third party was preparing something in case (Favre's retirement) happened. They've done that the last five years." More »

4:45 PM on Thu Feb 28 2008
By DAULERIO
7,069 views, 70 comments

Latest by shawnkemp40: Other web pages the Packers have "mocked" up for potential use: * Brett cheats on Wrangler, photographed wearing Guess Jeans.* Favre seen in neighbors hot tub with Mark Chimura on Spring Break.* Brett seen leaving local Pharmacy with shopping cart.* Brett more »