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    World's Oldest JuCo Player Declared Ineligible
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    02/20/09

    In reply to World's Oldest JuCo Player Declared Ineligible
    Ken Mirk still calls it the College of New Jersey offense
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/20/09

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    he planned to dress in a retro jersey


    His knee length shorts would still be considered nut huggers.

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    02/20/09

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    Caption: Please, somebody get me to the doctor! My prostate is this big!
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    02/20/09

    In reply to World's Oldest JuCo Player Declared Ineligible
    He's had a bad opinion of the Spanish ever since they tried to label him a heretic during the Inquisition.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/20/09

    @Weed Against Speed: At least he has a comfy chair to go home to so he can watch Wheel of Fortune in peace.
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    02/20/09

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    Do you have any idea how hard it is to roll your R's with dentures? Cut him some slack.
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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    02/20/09

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    The Dane must have found out he had another amigo. I don't peg him as the understanding type.
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    02/20/09

    @Roto_Tudor: Tommy! Mira en tu corazon! Por Favor!
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/20/09

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    He's the only man allowed to play Murderball without a wheelchair
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    Image of El Gran Guapo El Gran Guapo
    02/20/09

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    Nothing says inspirational like flunking out of junior college.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/20/09

    @El Gran Guapo: I'm available for motivational speaking engagements. Would you like a brochure?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/20/09

    In reply to World's Oldest JuCo Player Declared Ineligible
    Pissed off, Ken Mink went home to his bachelor pad, cranked "Miss Happiness" by Walt Mink, plunked down in a beanbag chair and smoked a joint.


    You know how college kids are.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/20/09

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    World's Oldest JuCo Player Declared Ineligible


    My first guess was because he didn't pay tuition because of that Madoff thing.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/20/09

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    It's not fair to Mink. The Spanish language wasn't developed until he was in his 30s.
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    02/20/09

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    Me fail Spanish? Es emposible!
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    02/20/09

    In reply to World's Oldest JuCo Player Declared Ineligible
    Alzheimer's a bitch, man.
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