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Sat Nov 21
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11/18/09
Mexican: Yucatan Habenero
American: Crystal
Asian (but good on anything): Sriracha - the brand with the chicken on the bottle.
11/17/09
It's never too late, brother. #openmailbagtuesday
11/17/09
Just noticed that the two players who will replace the injured Cowboys starters this week are Free and Ball.
Guess what I coincidentally happen to be doing today?
Ever hit the toilet rim and shit goes spraying twenty feet in every direction?
And it happens to hit a picture of Jesus making it look like he's crying then some fat bitches think it's a miracle and Jerry Seinfeld goes along with it until you get caught peeing on the wall and the old fat bitch tries to jump off a roof but then you almost fall until you catch yourself on the young fat bitch's gut? Yeah, me too.
I particularly go for Sriacha, a Chinese chili sauce.
Hey douche, it's spelled Sriracha and it's Thai, not Chinese. Racist fuck. #openmailbagtuesday
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We once had a sauce there that was so hot, I had to go to the store next door and buy bottled water for my mom.
11/17/09
You're too much, Juancho. #openmailbagtuesday
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Two years ago when we were house shopping we walked through a house that had a commercial grade urinal installed in the master bathroom.
Truly, the owner of that home must have been a Cadillac of a man. #openmailbagtuesday
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I believe an episode of Curb covered this. And unless you have a physically impaired person on your floor, there is no need to worry. #openmailbagtuesday
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A: Accept the fact that she finds you about as interesting and exciting as The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer , and leave her alone. #openmailbagtuesday
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Also, the green Tabasco is an abomination. #openmailbagtuesday
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