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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    11/19/09

    In reply to Watch This, Then Go Check Your Water Supply For Drugs
    Wait, where were Tim & Eric in that clip?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/19/09

    In reply to Watch This, Then Go Check Your Water Supply For Drugs
    "And afterward, let's all ride the Yellow Submarine to Wile E. Peyote's house!"
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/19/09

    In reply to Watch This, Then Go Check Your Water Supply For Drugs

    That's the second creepiest Mitt I've ever seen
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/18/09

    In reply to Watch This, Then Go Check Your Water Supply For Drugs
    edit: I officially crossed my own line
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    11/18/09

    In reply to Watch This, Then Go Check Your Water Supply For Drugs
    Looks like I picked the wrong night to stop huffing keyboard cleaner.
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    Image of I_can_still_pitch I_can_still_pitch
    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ectasy and Alcohol. C-c-c-c-cocaine…
    I am late to this party but I am posting this anyway re: hot sauce.

    Mexican: Yucatan Habenero
    American: Crystal
    Asian (but good on anything): Sriracha - the brand with the chicken on the bottle.
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    11/17/09

    In reply to Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ectasy and Alcohol. C-c-c-c-cocaine…
    Okay, here's my confession. I've never tried cocaine. Ever.

    It's never too late, brother. #openmailbagtuesday
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    11/17/09

    In reply to Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ectasy and Alcohol. C-c-c-c-cocaine…
    Blockbuster also remains the one place you can still buy Planter's Cheez Balls. I hope they never go out of business for that one reason.

    Just noticed that the two players who will replace the injured Cowboys starters this week are Free and Ball.

    Guess what I coincidentally happen to be doing today?

    Ever hit the toilet rim and shit goes spraying twenty feet in every direction?

    And it happens to hit a picture of Jesus making it look like he's crying then some fat bitches think it's a miracle and Jerry Seinfeld goes along with it until you get caught peeing on the wall and the old fat bitch tries to jump off a roof but then you almost fall until you catch yourself on the young fat bitch's gut? Yeah, me too.

    I particularly go for Sriacha, a Chinese chili sauce.

    Hey douche, it's spelled Sriracha and it's Thai, not Chinese. Racist fuck. #openmailbagtuesday
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/18/09

    @DougOLis: Are you serious about the Cheez Balls? Oh man.
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    Image of Signal to Noise Signal to Noise
    11/17/09

    In reply to Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ectasy and Alcohol. C-c-c-c-cocaine…
    Sriracha works in just about everything you can imagine hot sauce on. Cholula is a damn close second. #openmailbagtuesday
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    Image of Jerry Koosman RC Jerry Koosman RC
    11/17/09

    @Signal to Noise: How many others strictly bought Cholula because of the wooden screw top. Who knew that it was also fuckin delicious. #openmailbagtuesday
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    11/18/09

    @Jerry Koosman RC: Cholula is amazing, but it's not hot, just very flavorful. As a result it goes way too fast, and isn't worth buying a bottle a week to me.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/17/09

    In reply to Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ectasy and Alcohol. C-c-c-c-cocaine…
    This place, Chili's Fire Pit is hot sauce nirvana. Sauces run the whole length of the wall of the store, mild is by the front door and it gets hotter as you go back. He does tastings of sauces and stuff and everything. If you're ever near Cleveland, worth a visit.

    We once had a sauce there that was so hot, I had to go to the store next door and buy bottled water for my mom.
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    Image of HowardRoarkLaughed HowardRoarkLaughed
    11/17/09

    @Juancho: Right. The next time I'm in...Cleveland.

    You're too much, Juancho. #openmailbagtuesday
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/17/09

    @HowardRoarkLaughed: look, I go to Detroit regularly to see my girlfriend. Some people would be drawn to this hellhole for hot sauce. #openmailbagtuesday
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    Image of HowardRoarkLaughed HowardRoarkLaughed
    11/18/09

    @Juancho: Haha
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    11/17/09

    In reply to Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ectasy and Alcohol. C-c-c-c-cocaine…
    Ever hit the toilet rim and shit goes spraying twenty feet in every direction? And you have to wipe your legs off and all that shit? Terrible.

    Two years ago when we were house shopping we walked through a house that had a commercial grade urinal installed in the master bathroom.

    Truly, the owner of that home must have been a Cadillac of a man. #openmailbagtuesday
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/17/09

    In reply to Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ectasy and Alcohol. C-c-c-c-cocaine…
    I wonder if Dick Jauron is reading this column...since he doesn't have a job or anything. #openmailbagtuesday
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/17/09

    In reply to Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ectasy and Alcohol. C-c-c-c-cocaine…
    A co-worker and I were having a debate about normal (i.e. non-handicapped) people crapping in the handicapped stall at work.

    I believe an episode of Curb covered this. And unless you have a physically impaired person on your floor, there is no need to worry. #openmailbagtuesday
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/17/09

    In reply to Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ectasy and Alcohol. C-c-c-c-cocaine…
    I once found 12 empty beer cans and 2 full bottles of beer in my garbage can. Free money (NY has a 5 cent deposit) and free beer! Christmas came early that day. #openmailbagtuesday
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/17/09

    In reply to Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ectasy and Alcohol. C-c-c-c-cocaine…
    This column promises to be the feel-good hit of November. #openmailbagtuesday
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