Blockbuster also remains the one place you can still buy Planter's Cheez Balls. I hope they never go out of business for that one reason.
Just noticed that the two players who will replace the injured Cowboys starters this week are Free and Ball.
Guess what I coincidentally happen to be doing today?
Ever hit the toilet rim and shit goes spraying twenty feet in every direction?
And it happens to hit a picture of Jesus making it look like he's crying then some fat bitches think it's a miracle and Jerry Seinfeld goes along with it until you get caught peeing on the wall and the old fat bitch tries to jump off a roof but then you almost fall until you catch yourself on the young fat bitch's gut? Yeah, me too.
I particularly go for Sriacha, a Chinese chili sauce.
Hey douche, it's spelled Sriracha and it's Thai, not Chinese. Racist fuck. #openmailbagtuesday
@Signal to Noise: How many others strictly bought Cholula because of the wooden screw top. Who knew that it was also fuckin delicious. #openmailbagtuesday
@Jerry Koosman RC: Cholula is amazing, but it's not hot, just very flavorful. As a result it goes way too fast, and isn't worth buying a bottle a week to me.
This place, Chili's Fire Pit is hot sauce nirvana. Sauces run the whole length of the wall of the store, mild is by the front door and it gets hotter as you go back. He does tastings of sauces and stuff and everything. If you're ever near Cleveland, worth a visit.
We once had a sauce there that was so hot, I had to go to the store next door and buy bottled water for my mom.
@HowardRoarkLaughed: look, I go to Detroit regularly to see my girlfriend. Some people would be drawn to this hellhole for hot sauce. #openmailbagtuesday
A co-worker and I were having a debate about normal (i.e. non-handicapped) people crapping in the handicapped stall at work.
I believe an episode of Curb covered this. And unless you have a physically impaired person on your floor, there is no need to worry. #openmailbagtuesday
I once found 12 empty beer cans and 2 full bottles of beer in my garbage can. Free money (NY has a 5 cent deposit) and free beer! Christmas came early that day. #openmailbagtuesday
Sriacha is the tits. You'll never use crushed chili pepper again once you try Sriacha on pizza. It's like your tongue is getting a blowjob from a chick who just chewed some Big Red. #openmailbagtuesday
@Pete Gaines: For my money, nothing's better than the small bottles of weird shit you stumble into at bodegas featuring horribly racist caricatures.
Also, the green Tabasco is an abomination. #openmailbagtuesday
@Juancho: Tabasco taste like rotten peppers mixed with vinegar and its not that hot. If you want great flavor with just a little spice try the Chipotle Tabasco. #openmailbagtuesday
Rooting for Marist sports consists of reminding everyone Rik Smits went there. That's about it. Terribly depressing. My Uconn fandom didn't drop one iota while I was there. #openmailbagtuesday
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Mexican: Yucatan Habenero
American: Crystal
Asian (but good on anything): Sriracha - the brand with the chicken on the bottle.
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It's never too late, brother. #openmailbagtuesday
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Just noticed that the two players who will replace the injured Cowboys starters this week are Free and Ball.
Guess what I coincidentally happen to be doing today?
Ever hit the toilet rim and shit goes spraying twenty feet in every direction?
And it happens to hit a picture of Jesus making it look like he's crying then some fat bitches think it's a miracle and Jerry Seinfeld goes along with it until you get caught peeing on the wall and the old fat bitch tries to jump off a roof but then you almost fall until you catch yourself on the young fat bitch's gut? Yeah, me too.
I particularly go for Sriacha, a Chinese chili sauce.
Hey douche, it's spelled Sriracha and it's Thai, not Chinese. Racist fuck. #openmailbagtuesday
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We once had a sauce there that was so hot, I had to go to the store next door and buy bottled water for my mom.
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You're too much, Juancho. #openmailbagtuesday
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Two years ago when we were house shopping we walked through a house that had a commercial grade urinal installed in the master bathroom.
Truly, the owner of that home must have been a Cadillac of a man. #openmailbagtuesday
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I believe an episode of Curb covered this. And unless you have a physically impaired person on your floor, there is no need to worry. #openmailbagtuesday
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A: Accept the fact that she finds you about as interesting and exciting as The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer , and leave her alone. #openmailbagtuesday
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Also, the green Tabasco is an abomination. #openmailbagtuesday
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