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    Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    06/10/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    Woo-hoo!
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    06/10/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    I'm just posting this comment to see if my star was taken away.


    /crosses fingers

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    Image of TheOnlyNetsFan TheOnlyNetsFan
    06/10/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    Anybody still here? Check out the full transcript of the Kobe/Cops thing, wow. Extremely odd. Anyone else looking forward to game 7? WHO YA GOT?


    /fully expects no one to answer since everyone left, but if you're here, come on! chime in!

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/10/09

    @TheOnlyNetsFan: I don't watch hockey, but I'm going to pull for the Red Wings because 1. my sister goes to school near Detroit and 2. it makes me giggle more than "Penguins" (yeah, I know, I'm a 13 year old boy, I'm sorry).

    Mostly, I'm worked up over Floyd quitting (expected, but still), the Memphis situation, how SEC football will look next season, and why in god's name do I have to watch a NBA final where both teams irritate the living daylights out of me.
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    Image of TheOnlyNetsFan TheOnlyNetsFan
    06/10/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I'm just happy someone responded and someone else is here. I'm pullin for the Wings too because I go to school near Pitt and don't need to hear douchebags brag about a super bowl and the stanley cup next year. I'm with ya on the NBA, I don't even know what to root for.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/10/09

    @TheOnlyNetsFan: I can't even imagine what that's like. Living in St. Louis, I got to see a lot of people get stoked on the Cards, but the whole time I was there, the Rams never went anywhere and the Blues just this year even got to the playoffs.

    As for the NBA, I just hope that Courtney Lee isn't hurt too much by the last game (not the one tonight). Grant (I think) was totally goal-tending, without a doubt.
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    Image of Pornstars-for-Wilbon Pornstars-for-Wilbon
    06/10/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    Seriously, this is depressing. Two Finals games tonight, Mets/Phils and Yanks/Sox and we have a total of 57 threads. RIP, DUAN!
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/10/09

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: If it makes you feel better, I wasn't here because I was at a bar getting hammered watching game 6... That's certainly in the spirit of DUAN!
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    06/10/09

    @HockeyMountain: Yea, maybe everyone went out and got girlfriends!
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    Image of Katni Katni
    06/09/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    Guh. At least it's a series now. G'night, DUAN.
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    Fuckin A, Kobe. Work it out.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    06/09/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    SI.com 's current headline says "The one goes to seven." Regarding the Stanley Cup series. Can someone explain that to me?
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    Image of jodark jodark
    06/09/09

    @Artie Fufkin: Put monekys in a room with a keyboard and you will still get typos once in a while. It only makes sense if they meant "THIS One Goes to Seven."
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    06/09/09

    @jodark: And they fixed that pretty quick.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    06/09/09

    @jodark: See, I don't know hockey, but I thought I was eying a f'ed up Spinal Tap reference.....wanted to make sure...
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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    06/09/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    You know, if nothing else, the proportion of commenters around here that are Mets fans has dramatically increased.


    This doesn't bode well.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/09/09

    @44 in a Row:


    I see nothing wrong with that.

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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    06/09/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    Poor Vanessa. Though I've heard spooge doubles as a fab moisterizer--she'll look 35 when she's 50!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/09/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    How do you think the first facial happened? Like back in prehistory, some large-browed Neanderthal lady was giving a blowy and it was too big for her mouth and sort of popped out at the last second and she got a surprise. Her equally large-browed Neanderthal boyfriend kinda dug the spectacle and asked for it again, but she said no, you gotta bring back more brontosaurus burgers 'cause that's gross, Pierre.


    Anyone who wants to counter with the creationist version as an alternative, please feel free.

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    06/09/09

    @BookishLookish: Seven minutes and not a single dick joke. Sigh. I am wasted here, as you were, fellas.
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    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    06/09/09

    @BookishLookish: Three weeks ago, you have 50-60 responses easy. Its quite sad.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/09/09

    @BookishLookish: @Michael Dukakis the worried Mets fan: There are many different sports on now. People are focused.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    06/09/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: That, and there are plenty of other sites on which to discuss BJ's and facials.
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    Katni was starred Katni was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/09/09

    @Michael Dukakis the cautiously optimistic Mets fan: How the mighty have fallen.
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    Image of contains_hot_liquid contains_hot_liquid
    06/10/09

    @BookishLookish: Hours later, I will offer my theory: It was either an a) religious festival b) some sort of drought, or c) poor eyesight. Possibly some sort of combination involving all three.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/09/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    Hey DUAN. This is a terrific basketball game. I've seen Nick Anderson and was wondering where Dennis Scott was. Then I realized he probably can't fit in the arena anymore.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    06/09/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I turned it on with every intention of watching half-assedly, but damn. The Magic isn't fucking around tonight.
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    Image of Spearandmagichelmet Spearandmagichelmet
    06/09/09

    @Katni: 75% for the Magic in the first half from the field - even Skip to My Lou is 5-7. I hope he enjoys it before they ship him to Minnesota this July.
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    06/09/09

    @Spearandmagichelmet: Rashard Lewis may be my favorite non-Syracuse player.
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    Image of SayChowdaFrenchie SayChowdaFrenchie
    06/09/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    FUCK JIMMY ROLLINS
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/09/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie:


    Clean hard play.


    Helluva game.

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/09/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    What happened to thew comments from the last hour?
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    Can I divorce my wife for watching The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    06/09/09

    In reply to Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
    "That's why we got haters, that's why we got haters,

    Haters everywhere we go, haters everywhere we go, haters everywhere we go, where we go..."
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