Come on. It's a dildo. Of course it's Packers policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo...always use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.
Just as soon as it appeared Adam "Pacman" Jones was given another shot at redemption, the poopypantsed ninnies of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers decided they are not offering the former Cowboy/Titan/strip club enthusiast a contract.
The team had to pull the offer after its fans rioted when they found out he had once parked in a handicapped space.
They were going to sign Mike Williams, but changed their mind after determining that the risk posed by his debilitating addiction to french fries and gravy was just too high.
A friend tell me that strip clubs in Montreal have really lax rules regarding touching. Have a good time there Mr. Adam Jones. Le Québécois will happily welcome you raining loonies on their dancer anytime.
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The team had to pull the offer after its fans rioted when they found out he had once parked in a handicapped space.
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Me thinks @NickBarnett is actually Dee Mirich...
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