Is it sad I've been waiting for over an hour for the first post today? I have to enjoy as much uncensored commenting as I can before my unfunny destarred ass gets kicked to the virtual curb on tuesday.
@UpstateUnderdog: I went to dinner at Gibson's on Rush last night. There were Canadian tourists everywhere. I asked them if they were invading in a passive aggressive way. Yes, I was drinky.
what the propeller-heads like to call "dynamic pricing" - raising or lowering prices depending on variables
In related news, Harvard researchers have announced the results of a 30 year, $120 million study pronouncing that hot girls expect more time, money and attention in exchange for sex than ugly ones do.
Since Steve Phillips broadcasted the game last night , i saw this at amazin avenue and it had to share..Phillips is a moron
Every time I see ESPN "Best Team In Baseball" ad, in which Phillips brags about drafting Wright, I die a little inside. I suggest a new ad, where Phillips instead says "...and that's how Mike Hampton rejected my 8-year contract offer, thus giving me a supplemental pick, which I then used to draft high-school thirdbaseman, who I repeatedly tried to trade for crappy outfielders.
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WE'RE TAKING OVER!!!
+ Watch video
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/draft joke
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So you were the slightly mocking American that they were talking about on the national news!
We're a sensitive people.
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The Canadians' goal is to impregnate as many American women as possible to create a super race of half-breeds.
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@UpstateUnderdog: @Secret Identity: We had 2 at our table. My S-I-L is one and one girl's date is also one.
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/no homo
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Since no one's paying attention, we can be as racist and homophobic as we want!
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Hell, we might as well do it with a French translation.
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Most notably, the TV commercial he funded, featuring Mark Prior being euthanized to the sweet sounds of Sarah McLachlan.
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(used to listen to his talk show)
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In related news, Harvard researchers have announced the results of a 30 year, $120 million study pronouncing that hot girls expect more time, money and attention in exchange for sex than ugly ones do.
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But I wanted to make the propeller head joke!
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Sometimes the thought of getting a blowjob in a Cessna is all that keeps me going.
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Every time I see ESPN "Best Team In Baseball" ad, in which Phillips brags about drafting Wright, I die a little inside. I suggest a new ad, where Phillips instead says "...and that's how Mike Hampton rejected my 8-year contract offer, thus giving me a supplemental pick, which I then used to draft high-school thirdbaseman, who I repeatedly tried to trade for crappy outfielders.
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