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more about #adamjones more comments → Paul.B.Dodd: A friend tell me that strip clubs in Montreal have really lax rules regarding touching. Have a good time there Mr. Adam Jones. Le Québécois will h... more » ScientificMapp: The "Giant Sucking Sound" you hear is a strip club bouncer's chest wound. more » Stev D: Take a daytrip to Vancouver and see where they film NCIS! more » MattinglysSideburns: A helpful hint from a Canadian: We don't have dollar bills anymore. $1 coins ("Loonies", as we call them) will leave welts on the head if you decide t... more » Stev D: We have Gordie from Winnipeg on the line...Gordie? Hey there, first time caller long time listener. Just wanted to say I am a big Winnipeg Blue Bombe... more » Silent Q: That's just smart use of the exchange rate. 1 trash bag full of U.S. dollars will get you about 1.10 trash bags full of Canadian dollars right now. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: He heard Gourmet Spud was willing to dance for nickels. more » Steve U: Jermaine Dupri gets on the DJ mic to scold the dancers because they've stopped dancing in order to collect the loot. The rain, for Jermaine, was main... more » NordoftheBlings: When I want to "make it rain" in a strip club, I show up with lots of pictures of my dad & I doing normal family things. Then I bathe in the tears. more » Weed Against Speed: It's rated NSFW for language and very brief partial nudity. No worries here. I work for a nudist with Tourette's Syndrome. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: David Attenborough's narration didn't play for me. Someone explain this mating ritual to me. more » ArkansasFred: This is perfectly safe for my work. But I make bathtub Hypnotiq for a living. more » Kid Canada: I can tell the difference between somebody who's had a father figure in their life all the time and somebody who hasn'tSo Jeff Fisher never offered to... more » ArkansasFred: Wait wait wait. What the hell was Zab Judah doing there? more » Steve U: Some other highlights from the Iliad-like retelling Much like The Iliad, this whole thing started because Pac-Man wanted to abuse some Trojans. more » -
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Adam Jones Heads To Great White North
The Pack-Man, as I will always know him, signed a one-year deal with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the CFL. I wonder if NAFTA covers importation of strip club labor. [Canadian Press] -
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Adam Jones "Makin' It Rain": The Video (NSFW)
We compared the Las Vegas Journal Review's massive feature on the Minxx strip club incident to the Warren Report, but now we finally have the Zapruder Film. Video (that's probably not safe work) of Adam "Pacman" Jones making it rain. More » -
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The "Pacman" Jones Strip Club Shooting Gets Its Warren Report
The Las Vegas Review-Journal has launched a massive three-part investigation into the strip club incident that cost Adam Jones a year of football and another man his ability to walk. Oh, the things we have seen .... More » -
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Pacman Jones Making Most Of His Current Unemployment
So, here's some interesting news. Ex-Cowboys' defensive back/special teamer/trouble-magnet Adam "Pacman" Jones has now signed up for the upcoming season of "Pros Vs. Joes." What could possibly go wrong? More » -
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Trying To Make Sense Of That Adam Jones "Outside The Lines" Report
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the "Outside The Lines" report about Adam Jones, but you know who could help us make sense of all this? Stephen A. Smith! More » -
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Adam "Pacman" Jones: "I Like-A The Strip Clubs"
If you missed the CBS pregame—and I wouldn't blame you—you missed an enlightening interview with Adam Jones about his current legal troubles and the all-important question: What's up with all the strip clubs? More » -
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ESPN Snitches On Pacman, Costs Him His Job
It turns out that the release of Adam Jones last night was not just another ho-hum personnel move involving a nuisance player. There's a brand new legal situation that Dallas wants no part of.
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