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more about #alexrodriguez more comments → Durr T. Sanchez: Moving on the floor now babe you're a bird of paradise Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice With a step to your left and a flick to the rig... more » Steve U: Agreed, enough with the pop psychology. A-Rod could really use a trained psychiatrist - someone like Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan. #alexrodriguez more » Lionel Osbourne: Not pictured: the gun A-Rod used to kill Thomas Ince. #alexrodriguez more » SavetoFavorites: Don't forget the "Magic Vagina" theory. Why, since being with her, Owen Wilson has survived a brush with death, Lance Armstrong has taken part in majo... more » Phintastic: But Barry Bonds isn't playing in this series...how odd. #alexrodriguez more » Hit Bull Win Steak: and here I thought that was just Carlos Ruiz's thought bubble. #alexrodriguez more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Was the sign written in battery acid or Santa's blood, you filthy scumbags? #alexrodriguez more » AzureTexan: Hey, it's better than being a 'rhoid freak, especially if you slide feet-first. #alexrodriguez more » David Hume: "Tells Us Something We Don't Know, Anonymous Sign Maker" Duly noted, sir! Writes 'Roseanne Barr spent a year in a mental institution!" on a shee... more » Steve U: I smell a new Ben & Jerry's flavor! #alexrodriguez more » MarkKelsosMigraine: You're not getting off that easy, baseball fans. However, you are getting off that easy baseball players. Alyssa Milano is at the game. #alexrodriguez more » MattinglysSideburns: That's an "N". Everybody knows of Alex Rodriguez's legendary love of Domino's. #alexrodriguez more » AzureTexan: The Yanks took a chance when they moved A-Rod from eighth in the lineup to Kleenex, so you'd think he wouldn't blow it so publicly. #alexrodriguez more » MitchKayak: All Raiders games are probably only watchable at two times speed while playing Yakety Sax. #alexrodriguez more » UkraineNotWeak: A-Rod is a now true Yankee in the way that Mickey Mantle was a true Yankee. A-Rod's banging Kate Hudson. I'm sure back in the 60s, The Mick got around... more » -
#duan
The Pop-Psychologizing Of Alex Rodriguez Will Never End
A-Rod finished the postseason with a .365/.500/.808 line. Apparently, this had nothing to do with his being a wonderful ballplayer and everything to do with personal transformation, moral courage and self-actualization. Meet your 2009 playoffs MVP: Freakin' Jonathan Livingston Seagull. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Tells Us Something We Don't Know, Anonymous Sign Maker
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#weekendwinner
Alex Rodriguez Wins The Weekend (Again)
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Alex Rodriguez, who won the weekend by pretty much just owning these playoffs. He's like some amazing mythical creature! More » -
#whimsy
A-Rod News From The 'You Can't Make This Stuff Up' Department...
Like I do every day, when I want a dose of hard-hitting sports news, I turn to US Weekly. The periodical has not one but two bits of information regarding our heroic, purple-lipped, World Series-strikeout machine. More » -
#whimsy
Send Us Your Lame Sports-O-Ween Costumes
Tomorrow is All Hallows' Eve and you may be tempted to put on a sport-themed costume in an effort to win candy and prizes. You should seriously rethink that strategy. Sorry, but there can only be one Baby Mangino. More » -
#mlb
Yankees' Loss Inspires Frantic Search For New Small-Sample-Size Scapegoat
The Yankees lost 7-6 yesterday, and if it wasn't Girardi's fault, it was Burnett's fault or Hughes' fault or Swisher's fault, three men demonstrating an unmanly lack of clutch, unlike the New York media's new darling of clutch, Alex Rodriguez. More » -
#weekendwinner
Alex Rodriguez Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Alex Rodriguez, who won the weekend by making everyone forget how much they hate him. Take his hand and he'll lead you there.... More » -
#mlb
The Hunt For Mr. October
A-Rod, through 42 postseason games: .291, 25 RBIs, 9 HRs, 46 hits, 158 at-bats, not a True Yankee, not clutch. Reggie Jackson, through his first 42: .265, 19 RBIs, 7 HRs, 40 hits, 151 at-bats, True Yankee, clutch. [Village Voice] -
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#mlb
Pitches, Man, Pitches
Looking toward a deep playoff run, the Yankees are trying to get their ducks in a row. That means telling the wives and girlfriends to stop being mean to Kate Hudson. More » -
#mlb
Alex Rodriguez Loves His Mounties
A-Rod got a little up close and personal with the Toronto police department last night and, as is his wont, he got a little handsy. Come on, Kate Hudson. Can't you control your man? More » -
#alexrodriguez
A-Rod To Be Put Out To Stud?
Always-reliable gossip rag In Touch reports that Kate Hudson wants Alex Rodriguez to get her pregnant and that "she would assume all financial responsibility." And if he changes his mind, I'm sure he's got $3000 laying around somewhere. [In Touch] -
#mlb
And David Ortiz Has A Few Things To Get Off Of His Chest
Big Papi handled himself as confidently and apologetically as he possibly could while he addressed the whole "why's your name popping up on that mysterious list of bad, bad men"-issue. No steroids, he says. Just supplements. More » -
#deadspinhof
Deadspin HOF Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
Well, we had to nominate one person whose very name makes you groan, and if we had picked Brett Favre, Drew would have never stopped stabbing me in the eye. More » -
#mlb
Cynthia Not The Only Thing "Notably Absent" From This Scenario, Big Media
TKACIK: how are we supposed to have an opinion on kate hudson and arod More » -
#alexrodriguez
Goldie Hawn's Daughter Officially Dating Blue-Lipped Boli User
They were caught neckin' at the first annual Yankee family picnic. A-Rod's guest at the next Yankee family picnic: Patrick Fugit. [DailyNews] -
#alexrodriguez
Alex Rodriguez Learns Painful Lesson About Lending Out Your Car
A-Rod gave the keys to his Suburban to lady friend Kate Hudson and then her lady friend promptly smashed the hell out of it. Now he'll have to throw it away and buy a new one! [Celebrity-Gossip] -
#mlb
Look! It's Godzilla's Helmet!
"He was in great humor, which is always when he's the best, most likable Alex," Selena Roberts wrote in A-Rod. And that was before he turned a helmet into a wedding bouquet and himself into a desperate bachelorette. More » -
#alexrodriguez
Alex Rodriguez, Kate Hudson Have Cozy Lover's Dinner With Bob Costas And Wife
Possible conversation topics: Goldie Hawn's radiant skin, Selena Roberts' lesbianism, 'Whatever happened to the kid in "Almost Famous"?', Ken Burns: toupee or not toupee, depreciation of Manhattan real estate market, Clete Boyer, "BASEketball." [NYP] -
#wakeupdeadspin
It Was Future Mrs. Jeter Night At The New Yankee Stadium
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#mlb
Alex Rodriguez Image Rehabilitation Tour Continues
The non-shocking news that Sammy Sosa is a cheater is so outrageous (not really) that it almost makes you forget about....what's his name? Maybe this Yankee baseball player with the soft and supple handshake will distract you from all that. More »
