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more about #alexsmith more comments → lefonceobscure: Did you pay cash up front for your house? For all you know he has a 30 year mortgage. more » Paul.B.Dodd: Initially after Vick was released from prison I had some sympathy for him because he appeared really contrite. Now that I think about it, it's hard f... more » StuScott Booyahs: According to McAfee, the Internet searches most likely to give your computer a virus are Jessica Biel, Beyoncé, Jennifer Aniston and...Tom Brady! Obv... more » the earl of weaver: News from ESPN is that Iverson just put on his blue suede Reeboks and boarded the train. more » Steve U: Now comes the emergence of a third faction. The Protoss? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Lucky for her that people will just assume that's Roethlisberger's number and not the number of X's in XL . more » Civil Negligence: So maybe I'll have cottage cheese for breakfast tomorrow instead. more » metroville: Cubs fans aren't racist. They just prefer Hasbro. more » André Roussimoff: I'd put the $80 champagne flutes on our registry, but then what would we use the plastic Redskins cups for? more » Kid Canada: I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no l... more » UkraineNotWeak: As nice as Alex Smith's towels are, they'll never perform at the level that Joe Montana's or even Steve Young's towels performed at. more » UpstateUnderdog: He'll need those towels when he pisses down his leg while playing. more » Hatey McLife: It's just like my wedding registry, minus the Skoal and a bulletproof TV. more » Chamomiles Davis: Alex Smith [on his wedding night]: You call THAT sucking?!? more » UkraineNotWeak: Who needs towels? One shamwow will do. more » -
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Big Ben's Accuser Is 18 Kinds Of Crazy
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nfl
Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
Alex Smith will be making $4 million this season in his restructured deal with the 49ers, plus all this stuff from his wedding registry (wonder if Mike Nolan got him the pannini maker). [Wedding Channel.com] -
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Alex Smith Is Back, But Apparently In Disguise
Things don't usually work this way, but hey, we're in a recession. Alex Smith — once thought totally extinct in the wild — is back with the 49ers under a new, slimmer contract. More » -
#sanfrancisco49ers
Alex Smith is meeting with Dr. James Andrews? Uh-oh. [Niners Nation]
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