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more about #aliciasacramone more comments → AzureTexan: One wonders if Clausen was pickled. more » norbizness: Has Beano Cook, America's most hated sesquicentenarian, retracted his "five Heisman trophies for Claussen" prediction yet? more » Clarence Rosario: I really hope this doesn't affect his Heisman candidacy. more » twoeightnine: No charges will be pressed based on the fact that Clausen has such a punchable face. more » UpstateUnderdog: should of been you, Weis. more » Kid Canada: JIMMY'S DOWN! more » MarkKelsosMigraine: There may also have been "a female acquaintance" with the party. Dash, don't be so cagey. It was Alexis Arquette and you don't know the PC nomenclature. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Fortunately the incident was caught on tape: more » ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: Hell, driving through Connecticut is like a punch to the face. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Source: Notre Dame officially changes name to "Punching Bag Irish" [News Outlets] more » Bobby Big Wheel: We failed to achieve victory My family and me Around South Bend town we did roam Drinking all night Got into a fight Well I'm entering the draft I wan... more » ClintonPortishead: Clausen is so embarassed by the event that he "never wants to be seen again," announcing his immediate transfer to Charlie Weis' penis. more » Gourmet Spud: ...giving him "at least" one black eye. Chris Mortensen is reporting it "could be as many as three." more » Phintastic: So I guess you'll be updating the weekend winner. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: That picture is why John Gotti tried to kill Curtis Sliwa. more » -
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Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
All Jimmy Clausen wanted to do was enjoy a nice post-game meal with his family and teammates, but an angry Notre Dame fan had to go and remind the QB that he lost to Connecticut....by punching him in the face. More »
