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more about #almichaels more comments → sir_pantsalot: I think they had a mic on Donovan and he was just throwing up again. #almichaels more » David Hume: or one very sick statistician... I don't want to reopen this argument, but anyone who believes that PTUI (Pharynx/Trachea Unclogging Index) is a bett... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Brooke Hundley would also like to clear something up, but ProActiv doesn't work on ass acne. #almichaels more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Hold on, hold on, waaaait a minute, time-out! Are you telling me something went wrong during the Eagles game last night? I'd like to challenge that no... more » ArkansasFred: Too bad Madden isn't around anymore. He would have bought all of that guy's klauh kalesh. #almichaels more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: I believe they had been demonstrating the effectiveness of the Giants man-on-man coverage in terms of delivering results. #almichaels more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Cris Collinsworth actually spells his name without the "h". His motto is "Without that stupid H, I'm able to score more dim trim" #almichaels more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Tony Dungy was still mic'd up as he walked around the Village. #almichaels more » Gourmet Spud: I thought that was just the Afghani translator. #almichaels more » ArkansasFred: Probs a Romo pube. #almichaels more » Chris Hanson's Axe: If you were listening to the Eagles' radio, you would have noticed that MNF accidentally picked up Merrill Reese, one booth over, giving a female Cowb... more » I Party With Smoot: Obviously, it was Keith Hernandez. #almichaels more » Bobby Big Wheel: Most football booths do have spittoons in case Lou Holtz makes an unexpected visit. #almichaels more » Hatey McLife: If you threatened me at gunpoint and insisted I have two on my plate Who knew he was a scatologist? more » ClintonPortishead: If you threatened me at gunpoint and insisted I have two on my plate , I'd be fucking dead. more » -
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Al Michaels Would Like To Clear Something Up
I don't know if this was Al, a phlegmy Cris Collinsworth, or one very sick statistician, but who the hell hocked up a (presumably) gigantic loogie on air last night? Do they have spittoons in the booth? [Video via NBC] -
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Al Michaels Loves His Job, Hates Vegetables
"If you threatened me at gunpoint and insisted I have two on my plate, one would look like a big, juicy Porterhouse and the other would look eerily similar to lemon meringue pie." [The Big Lead] -
