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more about #andreagassi more comments → roland_t_flakfizer: Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up" Also adds that he doesn't "wear deodorant" and "scares children." #andreagassi more » HockeyMountain: Safin told L'Equipe that if Agassi is trying to clear his conscience because he lied to the ATP to get out of a failed drug test, then wouldn't it mak... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Marat can't touch Agassi, Agassi can't touch Ararat. more » sir_pantsalot: Before athletes reach the stage where there will be drug testing they need to create an excuse for a positive drug test. They need to hire some good w... more » Stev D: Stupid?!! You call Agassi taking apart my VCR because the government hid a listening device in there stupid? #andreagassi more » Artie Fufkin: Anytime someone comes out with a confessional autobiography like this, I always wonder what kind of shit they aren't telling us. Something awful, like... more » ArkansasFred: I find it more impressive that he won all those tourneys while jacked up on crystal. I can barely extinguish all the accidental fires I start after a... more » AzureTexan: "Give Safin credit for not pretending that crystal meth helped Agassi win. . . ." That's Safin for you — always good with the two-hand backhanded c... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: If Safin did ever write a biography, I bet he'd title it The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylu... more » MattinglysSideburns: "I won't write my biography." "I couldn't." - Jacques Demers #andreagassi more » roland_t_flakfizer: Marat Safin isn't exactly broken up over revelations that fellow competitor Andre Agassi was addicted to crank. Whatever, Safin prefers Ratchet. Wha... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I heard Telly Savalas is also furious with Agassi. #andreagassi more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: "What's done is done. He hopes to sell more books. But he is completely stupid!" Typical Russian. This is a recycled line from Safin's equally scathi... more » anonymouseducator: Wait, why isn't it the ATP's fault that they bought an incredibly lame excuse? #andreagassi more » Steve U: Chapter 17 - Andre and Pete "break in" the Bryan brothers in the shower of the Centre Court locker room at Wimbledon 2001. #wigs more » -
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Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
Tennis-playing dude Marat Safin isn't exactly broken up over revelations that fellow competitor Andre Agassi was addicted to crank. If he feels so bad about it now, Safin says, then why not give back all that money he didn't win? More » -
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Who Cares About The Meth Stuff, Agassi Wore A Wig?
Another bombshell from his biography: Agassi wore a wig, which fell apart in the shower the night before his first Grand Slam final. He prayed "not for victory, but that my hairpiece would not fall off." So there's that. [BBC] -
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Andre Agassi, Tweaker
In his forthcoming autobiography, which you no longer need to purchase because you know the only interesting part, Agassi admits he regularly took crystal meth. But who didn't do drugs and hook up with Brooke Shields in the '90s? [People] -
