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more about #appic more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: And no one is more pissed right now than TCU. more » HockeyMountain: I actually agree with him, it IS a lot like Katrina. In that an appointed white guy at the top is letting down the predominately African-American grou... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Rich then called out the Scorpions, telling them they have NO idea what it is like to be rocked like a hurricane. more » Phintastic: So that's what Tony Soprano would look like if he dropped a few lbs. more » DirkToberFest: Finally, Ray Jackson is vindicated for sleeping in the bleachers at Crisler Arena. more » Weed Against Speed: I had several hurricanes myself at lunch yesterday and still returned to work and you don't see me bragging about it. more » David Hume: Jim Cantore here, reporting live from Ann Arbor. As you can see, Rich Rodriguez has slapped some plywood over his ears, and is prepared to competely... more » ClintonPortishead: We've had a few hurricanes of our own. Ahh, now it all makes sense. more » MattinglysSideburns: Rich Rodriguez: Proponent of the Alanis Morissette school of ironic thought. more » Steve U: Adrian Peterson, for proving that his BMW can travel 109 m.p.h. Yes, he was in a 55-m.p.h. zone To be fair, someone had spray-painted "mod 55" onto t... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: He meant Rita. more » AzureTexan: In other NCAA analogy news, Mark Mangino compared his resignation to the Great Irish Potato Famine while Bobby Bowden compared his to . . . whatitznam... more » the earl of weaver: LaMichael James was Charles Duckman and Blount was Mambo. more » MattinglysSideburns: Blount's parents were big fans of Les Factes de Vie, the French version of The Facts of Life. more » Gourmet Spud: That duck has a distinct "I'm about to become foie gras" look of terror about him. more » -
#openthread
Your College Football Watching Open Thread
Judging by the early score of the Pitt-Cincinnati game, the horse head left outside Skyline Chili HQ is having its expected result. -
#collegefootball
Rich Rodriguez: NCAA Investigation A Lot Like Hurricane Katrina
"It's really kind of ironic that the New Orleans Saints overcame the hurricane a few years back....We've had a few hurricanes of our own. We had a big hurricane in August....but don't tell me this team is a failure." [Freep/Detroit4Lyfe] -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: LeGarrette Blount
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Oregon's LeGarrette Blount (not pictured) who only played two games this season, but left his mark on both. And on a couple of faces. More » -
#collegefootball
Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
Florida Gator lineman Carlos Dunlap, the defensive MVP of last year's national championship game, was arrested this morning after being found asleep in his car....at a green light. Shockingly, he did "poorly" on his sobriety test and went to jail. More » -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: Louisiana Building Contractors
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the New Orleans Saints, who smashed through the New England Patriots like they were an un-reinforced levee. More » -
#collegefootball
In Amazing Coincidence, Two Michigan State Players Kicked Off Team
Junior Roderick Jenrette and sophomore Glenn Winston were dismissed from Michigan State's football team two days after unidentified football players were accused of beating up frat boys in a residence hall. Gee, you think it might be the same guys? More » -
#collegefootball
Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches
A couple of minor updates to the Clausen Affair. He's wearing a black visor (usually not allowed at Notre Dame) during practice and the AD says, "He just got coldcocked by somebody, and we're very disturbed by that." [ESPN] -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: Guys Who Like Playing Time
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the six Golden State Warriors, who beat Dallas with no help from their teammates or head coach. Sort of like a regular Warriors game. More » -
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#collegefootball
Yale Football Coach Out-Crazies Bill Belichick
Since our nation wasted approximately 82 million man-hours of productivity last week arguing about that stupid fourth-and-two, it's a bit surprising that we the people aren't more enraged by Yale's Tom Williams for raising the stakes for bonehead coaches everywhere. More » -
#mlb
Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
Indignant nerds may stand down. Your numerically eviscerating PowerPoint presentation about Derek Jeter's faults is both lovely and precise, but will not be needed this year. (Only an idiotic first-place vote for Miguel Cabrera kept it from being unanimous.) [MPR] -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: Josh Pastner
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Memphis coach Josh Pastner, who didn't even win! Don't think that won't stop him from becoming college basketball's new golden boy. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Browns Fans Know Understatement
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#golf
Michelle Wie's Life Is No Longer Worthless
It's about freakin' time that 20-year-old Michelle Wie won a real golf tournament, a two-stroke win in the Lorena Ochoa Invitational. Now maybe she'll give up this silly dream and finally enroll in dental school. [Honolulu Advertiser] -
#wakeupdeadspin
No, Vancouver Is The Other Way!
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#collegebasketball
Hey, Look At That! It's College Basketball Season!
Funny how it sneaks up on you, huh? The regular season begins in fitting fashion tonight as the defending champs take on Isiah Thomas in a game he didn't want to coach and no one else wants to watch. Beautiful. More » -
#weekendwinner
Tony Romo Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Tony Romo, who won the weekend by not making a complete spectacle of himself. When no one notices you, you're probably doing your job right. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
You Really Don't Want To See This
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#worldseries
Joe Girardi Helps Car Crash Victim On Way From Game 6
Driving home from Yankee Stadium last night, drunk with power (and champagne!), Girardi stopped to help an accident victim, even though each World Series winner is specifically granted the right to run over one pedestrian, no questions asked. [LoHud/Slanch] -
#golf
Terrible Golfer Banned For Using Drugs To Enhance His Terrible Performance
Doug Barron, a 40-year-old veteran with zero PGA Tour wins, is the first golfer to be suspended under the tour's anti-doping policy. Now he will no longer terrorize the professional ranks with his massive 270-yard drives. More » -
#nba
Stay Away From Manu Ginobili's Fangs For Awhile
The Spurs guard had to get rabies shots after taking down a vicious bat with his bare hands. So if you see him foaming at the mouth, he's definitely not infected with a horrible disease! [SA Express-News]
