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more about #arizonacardinals more comments → Kid Canada: just in case you're a yid and didnt know what pic i meant Yeah AJ, your inability to identify the Kim Kardashian photo to which the e-mailer refers c... more » the earl of weaver: ... I swear the commentator said, "the ol' negro knuckler" after one of tiger's shots. That's not as bad as the time Tiger drove a ball into the bunk... more » JohnnyDakotaStateU: "the ol' negro knuckler" What Mick Jagger said when he walked in on David Bowie's wife elbow deep in Ziggy Stardust's black hole. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Johnny Miller said that Rocco Mediate reminded him of his favorite MLB pitcher, Mario Dago Guinea. more » NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: You sending the Wolf? Shit Niekro, thats all you had to say. more » Hatey McLife: didn't anyone ask if swallowing Tony LaRussa's cum can make YOU drunk? it seems like the obvious question!!!! No clue. But I do know that standing do... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Whats a guy got to do to get his "Kige Ramsey professes love for Scottish Empiricism" tip published. more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: around the 7th or 8th hole Are you sure they said "Eighth hole?" more » I Party With Smoot: This Man Took 23 Pictures On His Television Of "Arizona Cardinals Camel Toe" And we didn't get an animated GIF? Dropped the ball, Jason. Dropped. The... more » StuScott Booyahs: I think the most interesting thing about the Buzz screengrab is seeing what other tools A.J. has at his disposal. Apparently, he can edit our posts, a... more » ScientificMapp: "Knock-knock" "Who's there?" "Jethro." "Jethro who?" "Jethro A.J. down the stairs, and Dude'll stab him with a screwdriver." more » MarkKelsosMigraine: That is the cruel trick Berry Gordy used to pull on Little Stevie Wonder. /this was a reply to Spud. FAIL. more » ArkansasFred: I bet that brought back terrible memories of ol' Buzz's tenth birthday party. more » Gourmet Spud: Ha. Buzz. He's like a blind guy at a surprise party, hiding in the middle of the room. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: your favorite clueless sports non-groupie This woman is a national treasure. more » -
#deletedscenes
The One With The Overabundance Of Crotch
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#nfl
Somebody Get Larry Fitzgerald's Brother A Clipboard
Look deeper into the Cardinals' 31-17 win on Sunday, as Larry Fitzgerald's brother did, and you'd realize too that Kurt Warner is an "OLD ASS MAN" who doesn't know how to run a team, 24-for-26 notwithstanding. More » -
#interviews
A Conversation With Football Outsiders EIC Aaron Schatz
My beach books aren't novels about Smith women discovering their sexuality, or biographies about forgotten historical figures, or leadership You-Can-Make-Millions-Out-Of-Your-Home-And-Here's-How. I read the Prospectus books.
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#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: BUZZSAW
Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Arizona Cardinals. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.
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#sadwhimsy
Antrel Rolle Blames Fumble On His Silky Smooth Arms
The hellish, back-breaking death march of professional football has claimed many victims, but perhaps none more tragically than Cardinals safety Antrel Rolle, who dropped a crucial preseason punt because his arms were over-moisturized. The horror.... More » -
#nfl
Calling It Now: First To Worst
Beanie Wells finally ends his mini-holdout, promptly sprains his ankle in first practice. It's going to be one of those seasons for the Cardinals, by which I mean "like all the other seasons besides last year." [Arizona Republic] -
#mattleinart
Matt Leinart Is Taking His Offseason Work Quite Seriously (For Real This Time)
With his career free-falling since Kurt Warner nabbed his starting quarterback job and the run of bad publicity thanks to his infamous bong-and-bimbo photos, Matt Leinart has decided to add MMA to his offseason redemption training. Oh, and Jay Glazer. More » -
#nfl
The Buzzsaw Bandwagon Has Found Its Driver
After 110 years for continuous football domination, the Arizona Cardinals finally have an "official" (sorta) fan club. And all they had to do was lose the Super Bowl! More » -
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#nfl
Rory Fanning Walks The Walk
I imagine that most of us have walked 3,000 miles in our lifetimes, but not in a straight line, and not all at once. If you happen to see Rory Fanning today, say hi. More » -
#nfl
God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent
Kurt Warner officially announced his new deal with the Cardinals on Wednesday, saying that it was God who told him to eschew the 49ers and return to Arizona.
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#nfl
Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals
Two days after he was romanced by the 49ers via limo and private jet, Kurt Warner agreed to a two-year deal with the Cardinals, ESPN is reporting. What a slut. More » -
#nfl
Everybody Loves Kurt
Kurt Warner says that his trip to San Francisco wasn't a leverage ploy, but look! The Cardinals — who have been intractable for weeks — have suddenly upped their contract offer by three million bucks. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
The Cardinals Will Win A World Title Or Die Trying
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#nfl
Arizona Cardinals Coordinators Receive Slightly Different Treatment After Super Bowl Run
We're adding a little something to this month's Super Bowl coordinators contest. First prize is a new head coaching gig with another team. Second prize is you're fired. More » -
#seattleseahawks
ONE FOOT DOWN
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#superbowlblogdome
Steeler Victory Parade Is Set ... No Guns, Knives, Nunchucks Please
Yeah, that Steelers victory parade that the city said it couldn't afford? It begins Tuesday at noon at Mellon Arena. [Business Times] More » -
#superbowlxliii
Cranky Writer Says "Best Super Bowl Ever" Proclamations Are Silly
SI writer Andrew Perloff gives five reasons why Super Bowl XLIII shouldn't be considered epic. [For The Record] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Don't Be The Only Kid On Your Block Without One Of These
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#superbowlxliii
Your Morning After Super Bowl Cardinals-Were-Hosed Post
Not saying that the last play by Warner was or wasn't an incomplete pass, but did officials actually look at the replay? Couldn't God have thrown a red flag from the heavens? [YouTube] -
#liveblogs
Super Bowl XLIII Live Blog: The Battle To Legitimize Already-Printed Merchandise
Whose team will reign supreme? The guys whose fans wave towels or the guys whose state has vowels? Which QB wins: the one who found Christ or whose appendix was sliced? More »
