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more about #arsenal more comments → Moonshine Mike: I have a recipe for placenta stew that is quite tasty. more » AzureTexan: Alas, the birth of the afterbirthers. more » 100percentinjuryrate: I really didn't need to see that. #robinvanpersie more » meltyman: I loved not being able to watch Manchester get the trophy because Setanta sports thought it was obviously better for the entire bar to look at the fan... more » Karlifornia: It's like the same 4 teams every year. It's worse than baseball. I'll pass forever. /ugly American'd more » Raskolnikov: This is the moment when even the white man starts dancing. Welcome to Manchester. more » Her?: Mr. Red Devil, how long have you been violently orgasming for? more » Evil J, Prince of Half Truths and Lord of Low-Light Environments: I've got this theory that the sports that have the lowest score as a potentially complete game, the more obsessive and insane the fans. I know that's ... more » Kid Canada: Or he placed his bet with the wrong bookie Or he tried to hold up a bookies and Tyrone was his getaway driver. Don't worry about Tyrone. He can move w... more » Karlifornia: Well you came and you drank you were swinging bartender sent you away, Omondi well you left me and we found you hanging your bookie still needs you ... more » UkraineNotWeak: One of the rare Kenyans who could not go the distance. more » Weed Against Speed: Twenty-nine-year-old Suleiman Omondi was found hanging in his home in Nairobi... Try having people say your name must be Nigerian for Solomon Grundy y... more » Artie Fufkin: its the circle of life. more » ArkansasFred: How about a thorough, non-corrupt government investigation? I hear Africa is pretty good at those. more » WanderingBear: Howard Webb is the greatest referee in the history of sport. more » -
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Beat That, Dr. James Andrews
Arsenal striker Robin van Persie plans to treat his injured ankle by smothering it in placental fluid. Funny, because that description fairly well sums up Cristiano Ronaldo's fling with Paris Hilton. [Guardian] -
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Manchester United Secures Third Straight Premier League Title
A 0-0 draw with Arsenal did the trick. Man U is now tied with Liverpool with 18 titles all-time. And now I'm going to stop talking about soccer before I get something wrong. More » -
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Arsenal Fan Commits Suicide After Champions League Wipeout
A Kenyan soccer fan hung himself—in his Arsenal jersey—after his favorite team got thumped by Manchester United in the Champions League yesterday. That is not dealing well with defeat. More » -
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Liverpool and Arsenal Take Center Stage
Rafa Benitez's Scousers of Liverpool are in London this morning for a clash at Emirates Stadium against Arsene Wenger and his Arsenal side that is always up for a big match. The Gunners have wins this season over Manchester United and Chelsea, however they still remain 8 points back of Liverpool who sit in the league's prime position. While Benitez has been recuperating from kidney stone surgery he will be on the sidelines for today's crucial match (or maybe he'll just change his mind at the last minute). More » -
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Shouldn't Winning Be More Enjoyable?
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The Real Reason Arsenal Crapped Out
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. More »
