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more about #atlantabraves more comments → ClickClickThud: Scott Kazmir. /Aww, crap. Shoulda read to the bottom. more » Silent Q: Rump roast. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it said "Name a meat." My mistake. I have no answer, then. more » DennyCrane: Frederic Weis more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Abe Knuckleball Schwartz more » Karlifornia: Starting Shortstop Corrado Soprano more » Greek McPapadopoulos: Pavarotti, Domingo, and...Enrico Pallazzo more » twoeightnine: Snoopy more » Youkilis on First: SCOTT KAZM--- oh, nevermind. /still bitter more » HurtsSoGood: Atlanta has been brought to you by the Coca-Cola Company since 1886. more » Artie Fufkin: Give some to Chipper Jones, please. more » FlakJack: Standing O for Jerome from Decatur. (And a fried chicken breast offering to his Cow God). more » Hellskitchen49: "I hate the kiss cam. My senior year, some friends and I took a trip to ATL. I had brought a lady friend to the park after finals, so of course her ni... more » Clarence Rosario: I lived in Atlanta when The Ted opened -- saw the last game, ever, at the old Fulton County Stadium. Lived close enough to wake up one morning, mix a ... more » Clarence Rosario: And here I thought the Tool Race was Yankee fans rushing to the D train after games... more » Gourmet Spud: So, yeah, the whole night I had planned in the hotel took a little longer to happen... Major League ballparks - always with the temporary cock-blocking. more » -
#mlb
Even The Aflac Duck Has It Out For The Mets
Since we won't have them to kick around in October, let's dump this here. [Via] -
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Baseball And Steroids: Corporate Synergy!
The company that owns the Braves is selling steroids over the Internet. That's what we in the business call "centralized distribution." [AJC] -
#whyyourstadiumsucks
Why Your Stadium Sucks: Turner Field
This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: The Atlanta Braves' Turner Field. Photo by Charlie Morn. More » -
#mlb
Who Needs An Immigration Wall When You Have Chipper Jones?
The Atlanta Braves third baseman is an avid hunter and since his home rests on a tract of land near the Mexican border, he often encounters many of brave illegal immigrants stealthily en route to a better way of life. More » -
#duan
Why Do Japanese People Squint?
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution has a theory. Something to do with the sun always being in their eyes? That's why its on the flag right? More » -
#mlb
Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
A illegal immigrant was found dead on the Texas property owned by the Larry Jones family. (It's eight miles from the Rio Grande and 124 degrees. Do the math.) Unrelated: The Braves have hired new hitting coach Anton Chigurh. [Journal-Constitution] -
#mlb
Pasty White Man Ruins Lovely Afternoon At The Ballyard
What's more humiliating? Getting tackled by security in front of 40,000 baseball fans or having them drag you off the field with your flabby Jell-O bowl tummy exposed to the world? Such is life. [Red Sox Monster] -
#mlb
Braves Reliever Breaks Hand On Door, Pops Bone Back In, Pitches 7th, Needs Surgery, Apologizes
"I'm ashamed of myself.This is a professional sport; you handle yourself in a professional manner. I didn't do that. … I'm just hopeful that Bobby and Frank will give me another chance." [SBB/AJC] -
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#mlb
Now Batting Cleanup For Your Atlanta Braves: Barbaro
He is risen. Barbaro Canizares is his name. The Braves just called him up from Triple-A Gwinnett, and he's hitting behind Chipper Jones at this very moment. At the plate, he is, by all accounts, a stud. More » -
#mlb
Is This The End Of Tom Glavine?
Tommy Glavine was all set to make his major league debut this season, after fully rehabbing from offseason surgery and throwing 11 straight shutout innings in the minors—right before the Braves said, "Thanks, but no thanks." More » -
#duan
Finally ... Baseball Will Save Us All!
Thank goodness it's here. It's been a rough 2009 so far, but it is finally time for the baseball season to arrive and soothe our weary souls. More » -
#worldbaseballclassic
It's Chipper Jones Vs. The City Of Toronto. Let's Watch The Fun
If you play for the Braves and you're going to be at war with a city, it might as well be a Canadian one. On the whole, Chipper Jones would rather be in Atlanta. More » -
#mlb
James Parr's Not Buying Into All This Obama Hype
Atlanta Braves' pitcher James Parr got a taste of the big time this week when he was featured in SI's "Pop Culture Grid" section. But his answer to one question may raise a few eyebrows. More » -
#mlb
It's Official; Lowe And His Mullet Now Play For The Braves
Derek Lowe has agreed to terms with the Braves, pending a physical, for four years, $60 million, according to sources. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution] -
#mlb
How Does A 14-11 Record Get You $60 Million? Here's How
Derek Lowe, the pride of Edsel Ford High School in Dearborn, Mich., reportedly offered $60 million over four years by the Braves. Your move, Mets. [Sporting News] -
#mlb
Teixeira Holding Up Entire Free Agent Market, Quest For World Peace
Our economy is in shambles, global warming threatens the planet and they're throwing loafers at us in Iraq. But if someone could just sign Mark Teixeira, the rest would fall neatly into place. More » -
#mlb
The Burning Of Atlanta
Rafael Furcal eschews Braves and Athletics, signs with Dodgers for three years, $30 million. Wizard Cat awards this deal, three wands. [Fox Sports] -
#mlb
Someone In The Braves Dugout Is Quite The Artist
So a reader happened to be looking over some photos he took at a Nationals-Braves game this summer, and noticed something scrawled on the knob of Brian McCann's bat. Hmmm, is that ...? More »
