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more about #auburntigers more comments → mikedrawcar: no shots of the all-denim interior? complete with glowing Confederate flag light display? more » Artie Fufkin: I haven't been this ashamed to have a degree from Auburn since I tried to get a job after college. more » Hatey McLife: They never would have recruited Carnell Williams with a Lincoln. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Jim Nantz's "Tiger Prowl" Might Be As Creepy As It Sounds. more » VTBen: Peter Vescey is reporting that Gene Chizik has just been fired from Auburn. more » UpstateUnderdog: Chizik? more like Chiz-dick. Who's with me? more » Kid Canada: If Gene Chizik allowed himself to be called "Mean Gene", shaved his head and grew a stache, I think all would be forgiven. more » Hatey McLife: "Oh and Charles Barkley: nice driving." more » Artie Fufkin: I would consider doing a terrible job then lucking into a $2 mil a year job a success as well. /Good job on getting the paper right Dash. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: pretty impressive that someone walked upside down and backwards to write that. more » HockeyMountain: Released via the Auburn Football PR director: more » Gourmet Spud: "...I eat breakfast at 7:00 a.m every morning. I've never once slapped a child who wasn't mine. I've seen every episode of Newhart, and I hated every ... more » David Hume: I don't believe in karma or anything like it, but if his tongue were to get hit by lightning just as a copperhead bit his cock, I can't say I'd be sur... more » StanGable: Now why don't you just take it easy, Group Captain, and please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater, and help yourself to whatever you'd like. more » ArkansasFred: He should let his resume speak for itself. Too bad it yells "Au contraire! You're terrible!" more » -
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Auburn's "Tiger Prowl" Might Be As Creepy As It Sounds
The Auburn recruiting limo—coming soon to a high school near you. If you're 250-lb linebacker with 4.6 speed, that is. [Birmingham News, Press-Register] -
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Gene Chizik Remains Undefeated
"I've never been fired. I've never taken a job I sought. They've always sought me ... In 23 years, I've never made a bad decision. I've never failed in this position." [Birmingham News] -
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Auburn Rallies The Troops To Defend Gene Chizik
As you may have heard, the Gene Chizik hiring was not well received in parts of Alabama. But with denial and anger out of the way, some of the Auburn faithful are ready to bargain. More » -
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Was Turner Gill Denied The Auburn Job Because Of His White Wife?
Every one is still scratching their heads over Auburn's hiring of Iowa State head coach Gene Chizik, except for those Tiger fans who have already upgraded to clawing their eyes out. More » -
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Update: Muschamp Denies Auburn Rumors
Will Muschamp shoots down rumors that he's leaving Texas and heading to Auburn. [The Sporting News] -
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Do Not Mess With An Auburn Coach's Wife
Tommy Tuberville "resigned" yesterday as the head coach at Auburn University. Unfortunately, no one bothered to tell his assistants, who were out on the road recruiting, completely unaware that they no longer had jobs. As you can imagine, their families are not too happy about that, so a couple of assistant's wives did what anyone would do in that situation—call a sports talk radio show. More » -
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Didn't I See This In A David Lynch Movie?
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
